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CATDOME also can’t understand how he is in last. The pitching has let us down. Rich hill is doing rich hill things currently but at least I don’t roster him.
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I can't believe I'm not in last place after the way my offense has started. Time to pick it up or there will be consequences!
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It's almost like he is still a Phillies prospect.
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Also turtle there is an Easter egg in my statement for you and not because it’s Easter.
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The most mind bending part is the CATDOME schtick is basically really CATDOME. Real? Schtick? True thinkers will stop time to think. I respect you laser
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I love that every time Dome makes a post I have to think about whether it is real or schtick for at least 10 seconds as and almost 100% of the time I land on it being real. It's like how I think about Amy's posts, but the exact opposite.
Laser Show on
April 15, 2022 12:00 PM
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Inside marlin sources state they are basically done with him and that he doesn’t take to coaching well and is a headcase. It was stated if he ever figures it out, it won’t be with the Marlins. Fairly damning but the talent was tantalizing. I respect you for holding but you made the right move now.
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He was “shut down” from spring training before he threw a pitch. I spent the entire draft hating him, and every player that got picked for under $13 I thought about how much better my team would be without sixto.
Laser Show on
April 15, 2022 10:44 AM
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The OttoBros SIXTO frustration is never-ending....
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I haven’t made one season destroying trade for myself or the entire league, Drew. You have to take the good with the bad. I’m always open for business though.
Dr. Shower on
April 14, 2022 12:32 PM
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Vlad good
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Dr. Shower has gone soft. Where is the guy who would win at all costs? The dirtiest player in the game? Give the Shower, you can have the Cleaner. #Pussy #AmyRight
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Yea all good
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Let the man keep his $5.
Dr. Shower on
April 13, 2022 8:38 PM
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I'm all in favor of Lukeholes.
2uke on
April 13, 2022 8:13 PM
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Will happily abide by the group decision. May will be cut regardless of the size of the penalty, the man is a certified scrub.
Empty Stats on
April 13, 2022 8:03 PM
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Move on. This was an ottoneu gift to a rookie. Enjoy it, Empty Seats. #Amy
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And for those thinking they’re slick and wanting to vote for penalty free cuts so they can add players back at a discount, don’t forget you can’t bid on someone you cut within 30 days. Looking at you, Dansby Swanson owner. (Looking in the mirror)
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I’m fine with moving on.
Laser Show on
April 13, 2022 7:24 PM
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Looks like I do not have the power to apply a cap penalty to a player who doesn’t have one. I do have the power to re-add May to the roster at $5 so he would have to be cut again thus invoking penalty. I also have the power to grant one round of penalty free cuts to the other 11 managers. Those are our options. That said, I think I’m of the opinion that Bickell didn’t do anything necessarily underhanded and am apt to vote for no action. Lukehole is now closed. Welcome others weighing in.
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I think the penalty free cuts is only supposed to apply with the assumption that the manager is taking over an existing roster after the keeper deadline to allow them to part ways with pieces they don’t like, not necessarily applicable to starting with a blank slate prior to auction. As The Cleaner took over before Keeper deadline and cut his entire team, not applicable. Since Bickell joined after keeper deadline, probably a Lukehole. Light your torches now or forever hold your peace.
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Tork Bomb! First of many! #GMofTheYear #2011-2015, 2021 #Amyzing
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Cut to a shot of CATDOME in the basement shitting in a bucket
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Love the resilience from the Empty Seats. Wish Shep had a little more resilience, as that would make our season long wager a little more competitive. Instead, he's playing touchbutt w/ Clay Holmes and dreaming of John Wetteland making him wet. Embarrassing performance all around by the Shep. #AmyIn2nd? #OnlyTemporary #EADBlumpkins
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The Empties surging to 4th place after cutting Trevor May with no penalty? No longer weighed down by his bloated salary? Keep an eye out for more shady deals to come. #fineprint
Empty Stats on
April 13, 2022 7:18 AM
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AJ Alexy and/or Gleyber Torres don't count as a free round of cuts?
2uke on
April 12, 2022 3:47 PM
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I’m sure Commissioner Cosby already has a Slack chat setup with Niv to settle this.
Dr. Shower on
April 12, 2022 3:32 PM
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Don’t hate me cause I read the fine print #emptiesbecoming #alsocumming
Empty Stats on
April 12, 2022 12:03 PM
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I don't recall that being a perk in years past. As of now, without further proof to the contrary, this is indeed a LukeHole. #AmyMad? #NahEmptySeatsDontScareAnyone #LikeLaser
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I had a “free round” of cuts since I took over a new team
Empty Stats on
April 12, 2022 9:22 AM
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What's up with May hitting as a $0 free agent and not counting as a cap penalty? This is some real #lukehole shit.
Laser Show on
April 12, 2022 9:17 AM
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Well I guess now we know Amy's outlook on Petit.
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For the record, I hated Cutting Alex Wood. He's a valuable piece and I assume he doesn't pass waivers. I simply needed more bullpen arms and couldn't find a guy above a few $ that I could both cut and have my roster be in compliance. It's a decision that all GMs of the Years past (including myself from 2011-2015 & 2021) have to make. We aren't taking home hardware for 6 of out of 11 years for playing it safe. Amy Done making moves? #AbsolutelyNot #LegsOpenForBusiness #MakeAnOffer
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And then I left him on the bench, Dome 🤦♂️
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If you can’t wrestle an everyday job away from IKF, you can’t get paid $18.
Dr. Shower on
April 10, 2022 5:30 PM
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The empties are starting a change.org petition to lower the penalization of HR’s for pitchers…keep an eye out
Empty Stats on
April 10, 2022 3:23 PM
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It’s not often a dome gets really cross. But face you just did it
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Pierce Dick. 10.4, I IP. Stud. #AmyMakingMoves
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Diego Castillo: 1 IP, S, 2Ks. No hits/BBS. 16.4 pts. #GMofTheYear
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Been there, Blumpkins. Gotta proofread before hitting send. Between your poor edits and Luke trying to be in every trade, I feel like my entire identity in this league was lost during my year off.
Dr. Shower on
April 9, 2022 7:49 PM
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Her own Johnson. Fuck autocorrect
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#Amy finally gets he to own Johnson!!
#AmyTrans?
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Amy is just one SAHD helping out another. #respect
Dr. Shower on
April 9, 2022 11:40 AM
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What's Amy's outlook on Yusmeiro Petit? Asking for a friend. #yesthatfriendisamy
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Giolito hurt. Pussy. Should’ve cut and forgot about you. #AmyMightCutHim
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The goddamn Kerrs came out firing on all cylinders. It’s about team culture, men. Framber and Yu set the tone; Riley brought out the whipping stick. Boom! #Amy #FirstPlace?
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Nowhere to go but up from here for the Sleepers. Can Smalley go wire-to-wire? #AmyKnows
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I own too many West Coast players to allow for a sustainable sleep schedule.
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Moncada is a bitch.
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Two words: Seiya Suzuki #gmoftheyear
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