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Don’t look now face here comes CATDOME
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Danny Jansen is back! 7th & 8th place, you’ve got a bogey on your six.
Dr. Shower on
May 14, 2022 3:30 PM
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Big day for the fighting CATDOME squad. We have amy in our sights and in our hearts
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Acquisition of alleged stiff Pavin Smith motivated the Empties to explode on offense. It’s all about chemistry, not spreadsheets #watchthegames #embiidmvp
Empty Stats on
May 11, 2022 12:30 PM
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See?!?!? While DOME is a wonderful story-teller, a well-versed purveyor of baseball acumen and insight, a true mensch and all around great friend, he can be so RUDE sometimes. #HeBesmirchesGingers #AmyLovesFirecrotches
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Neither Luplow or smith are real boys. Both are complete and utter stiffs.
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Pavin Smith is the bastard son of Cleveland Indians' great, Jordan Luplow. Hence his nickname in certain parts as BABY LUPLOW. Congrats Turtle on continuing his "family" tradition. I'm sure I'll be putting "daddy" up for bid at some point this season for OF coverage. DOME is rude for calling both Stiffs. Their mothers have enough anxiety and consternation dealing with their short-cummings and don't need the added pressure of bullies attacking them. #AmyLikeStiffs? Plent
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I said “who the hell is Pavin Smith” aloud only to find out I won the bid. #emptiesthings
Empty Stats on
May 10, 2022 6:28 PM
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Cortes The Killer
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RIP Facedome would definitely finish last. Amy still looking for boppers. #AmyDead
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Ottobros buckle up, it is time for RIP FACEDOME
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CATDOME we should merge, my offense is horrific
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lol yeah the 7 punchies were def good as that could have been quite a bit worse. I would be in the mix if my pitching wasn’t hot garbage
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Look at the bright side CATDOME, he pitched 2.2 innings. So that's 8 outs right? Well 7 of those 8 were strikeouts, pretty impressive. He only made 5 mistakes, he'll do better next time (it can't get any worse, can it?). Also, at least one of your hitters got a HR out of it to make up for some of the lost points.
This wasn't 5 HR, but 4 HR in a shorter outing (interesting read as well):
http://www.bronxbomberball.com/2017/05/tanaka-pounded-as-pesky-yankees-flirt.html
2uke on
May 6, 2022 8:02 AM
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Tough one, Dome. #PalaverPussies
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Ouch
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Hunter Greene putting the RIP in RIP CATDOME. Five homers in less than three innings. Is that a record?
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Cut to a shot of Mrs Boobage packing her bags and rushing the children into the car. Running away never to return. It became too real for her and she knew it would only get worse
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Was quite cathartic shit-canning BOOBAGE mid-pitch today. Hope he joins his mother's cock-sucking business in Hell.
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Not a good use of innings by the Sleepers today
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Gore was one of three targets I was going to use my excess salary to secure, but sadly new didn’t get nominated before I had to adopt the dog. If we all think the right thing to do is just have Jimmy assign him to my team I will happily pay $5 for him, and can get behind this plan. Spanky can have Huascar as a replacement.
Dr. Shower on
May 2, 2022 6:26 PM
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The season is early so time will tell, I agree about the mustache though. Joey Bart is struggling to hit .200. Anyone with money left at the draft got swindled when Spanky took MacKenzie Gore for $1 :-)
2uke on
May 2, 2022 5:50 PM
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Dylan Cease just absolutely dealing (and sporting a pretty sweet 'stache to boot). Swindled again. 2uke had the angle. Dammit.
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Genesis Cabrera just got blackballed by Dr Shower for being a dweeb.
Dr. Shower on
May 1, 2022 5:16 PM
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Bauer getting blackballed because he’s MAGA and likes violent sex is so 2022. I’m proud to have hand him as a Kerr. Fuck society. #Amy
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Sorry, Drew. I tried to find a trade for us, but I don’t have any boppers.
Dr. Shower on
April 29, 2022 8:37 PM
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Another feather in Smalley's cap for GM of the Year
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Need = beef
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Manfred is embarrassing. So Ozuna chokes out his wife and is actually arrested and he didn’t miss much time. It’s pretty obvious that manfred’s personal need with bauer dictated this suspension.
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/33827168/los-angeles-dodgers-trevor-bauer-suspended-two-seasons
2uke on
April 29, 2022 3:16 PM
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Looking to trade an outfielder or two.
Laser Show on
April 29, 2022 11:37 AM
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Debating trying to press charges against Whit Merrifield for stealing $19 of my hard earned salary.
Empty Stats on
April 28, 2022 8:17 PM
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You don’t need to see it as long as the Mennonite BBWs can still get a peek.
Dr. Shower on
April 28, 2022 6:26 PM
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I haven’t seen my dick in like 9 years. For a disappointing time text the CATDOME hotline at 717 644 3747. Local text messaging rates may apply.
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Amy's bats are asleep - similar to Catdome's dick. Time to wake them up. I'm ready to make a blockbuster. Most of you have my number. Those that don't don't for a reason. Text me, call me, smoke signal. Need boppers. #AmyDiscouraged? #NahItsEarly
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He’s back.
2uke on
April 25, 2022 4:22 PM
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Dr shower gonna dr shower!!!!!
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Don’t look now face, but here comes CATDOME!!!!
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Scumbag Memories Part 2: Tommy Pham has notified me that if Luke Voit isn't cut by the end of the day, he'll have me escorted to an owner's facility. I'm not sure what that means but I don't want to find out.
https://www.mlb.com/video/tommy-pham-on-voit-slide
2uke on
April 24, 2022 2:15 PM
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Mike Conforto thanks for the memories. Scumbag.
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And most of you know me, so you know the drill. We’ll do Devers first (and possibly last as I’m not working with much) so prepare your offers. I’ve got the loan covered.
Dr. Shower on
April 23, 2022 8:09 PM
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I’ve already got the scouting department working to see who we will nominate first next year.
Dr. Shower on
April 23, 2022 8:07 PM
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These are critically underrated observations
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And as a former owner of Yordano Ventura, Oscar Taveras and Jose Fernandez, the Dr Shower HR team is very equipped to counsel.
Dr. Shower on
April 23, 2022 12:57 PM
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Through two weeks, I have two bats who would actually benefit my team by passing away.
Dr. Shower on
April 23, 2022 12:52 PM
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The Sleeers are waking up (stuffing lineup cards)
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Boom!
Dr. Shower on
April 22, 2022 11:39 PM
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Second worst batting & third worst pitching. I’m coming for that spot.
Dr. Shower on
April 21, 2022 3:03 PM
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My pitching is woeful. If not for them I would easily be in like first place but the lord works in mysterious ways.
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Look out, Dome. I’ve got the third worst batting & the third worst pitching, and I’m coming for last. You think you’re so cool with your last place shtick, but you aren’t. You have no idea how much I suck at this. But I’ll show you. You’ll see.
Dr. Shower on
April 20, 2022 9:59 PM
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