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Before CATDOME I was the spirit squad. I also spent a few weeks know as “muh fuh’s are dialed in”
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Jimmy, I couldn’t disagree with you more. Cosby’s Sleepers is one of the all-time great fantasy team names not in this league but in every league. Here’s to hoping it makes it come back sooner rather than later. And I know I never should’ve changed away from Bourtabello Crushroom.
Dr. Shower on
April 1, 2023 7:18 PM
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Overdue for a rebranding.
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Dome gonna show you his big WIEMER
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CATDOME playing a familiar tune. Chillin in last before storming back and making people realize dome is a force
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Regression, Face. Smart. You may end up finishing in 9th because of it. Respect. #AmyIn8th
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I wonder how many of these guys whose offense took a shit last year will be productive again in this MLB #frazierthoughts #increasingmybid
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Love the instant production from Grandal. Savvy pickup. Banking on the rebound. Smart. #AdamFrazierIsMine
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*Reading box scores from yesterday* I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier.
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Comparing RP innings to SP innings? That's when I know you're still bitter. #AmyBeane #AmyBelechik #AmyAuerbach
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Love that Framber trade. First season, Framber put up 4.5 IP good for 606 pts over 134 innings. Meanwhile Liam put up 9.37 over 71 innings for 665 pts. More points! Fewer innings! Amy smartly keeps Framber sensing the breakout. Solid 2022 which Kerrs parlay into an 11th place finish. Returns finally look promising, maybe Framber is a Top Ten pitcher again in 2023, maybe he once again leads the Kerrs to their rightful place in the basement. Can’t wait for the 3 yr review next season!
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Right.
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Face doing his Opening Day magic once again. 12th year running. Always the peak. Always nothing but downhill from here. #StillNeverLastThough #HowsTheNewborn
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Empty: I respect the high expectations. I suspect it's a Bust for you. You and Face and Shower fighting for the bottom. As it should be. (Amy in the mix as well, yes.) #Amy
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Rumors rampant the Ottobros have anxiety about not putting a single cent of arb on Alec Bohm. #heartoftheempties #top8orbust
Empty Stats on
March 30, 2023 9:25 PM
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Saw that note on Bard and instantly thought that is not going to sit well w the Laser front office.
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Anxiety. What a dumb time to be alive. #Amy #OldSchool #42
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Already 4 pitchers on the 15 day. One with “anxiety”.
Laser Show on
March 30, 2023 9:18 PM
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Luke got him. He’s going to win the Cy Young.
Dr. Shower on
March 30, 2023 8:27 PM
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Everyone likes to talk about the Ohtani debacle of a trade. I get it. It happened. I’m embarrassed. But, let’s also discuss the Valdez trade that I taped Jimmy in. Complete debacle of a trade for him. He hasn’t recovered either. May never recover. We’ll see. #Amy
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Can’t wait to see who gets Reyes
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SPENCER FUCKING STEER. Rookie of the Year candidate
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Fulmer! Got into the team room at 4 am this morning and already got me 9 pts! Welcome, Michael! #GMofTheYear
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Yoshida! We even have room for Nagasakis and Hiroshimas on my team. We're progressive! #KamikazeMotherFucker
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Amazing move by the Coach of the Kerrs to start Stroman today. Was 50/50 in pre-game. Decided to show confidence in my #7 pitcher. Stro pitched the game of his life for me today. Just a savvy GM/Coach. Maybe the first-time Coach/GM of the Year? We'll see. Definitely the favorite right now? #Absolutely #Amy
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Jesus! I didn't even see Trout. #SpankySeesAll #ExceptTheLiveDraft
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Enjoying my short stay in 1st place!
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Also blown away by the Blumkins roster construction. Don't forget the $70 Trout on top of those others mentioned!
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As a fan of the Kerrs, it's tough to see Chris Morel hit waivers so soon after a hard fought auction day battle. Ottoneu equivalent of Hamburger Hill.
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Blumkins salary cap maneuvering is otherworldly, I'll acknowledge that. He's got $60 for Vladdy, $33 for Realmuta, a big amount for Arenado, and a decent chunk for Scherzer. Then, no other due over $10. The Stars and Scrubs approach. Pretty fascinating. (I expect to see Blumkins down with me in the bottom half...) #AmyFeelsItIn2025Blumkins
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Regarding fullmer, the kerrs can suck my extremely tiny and inconsequential penis #bitterdome
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While it may perpetually be the SUMMER OF DOME, this is gonna be the YEAR OF THE EMERGING BLUMPKIN. Good things are gonna happen. I can feel it..... #AmyFeelsItToo
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I remember Dr. Kiner-Falefa
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Might start auctions on Ji-Man Choi, Hyun-jong Yang, Isiah Kiner-Falefa, and Sean Reid-Foley and assemble the Hyphenated All-Star Squad
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I just followed the directions on the recipe as far as the almond milk goes. I agree it’s utter faggotry and I poured the excess down the toilet where it belongs #kerrsdomesunited
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In just a few hours I won’t be in last place for at least a couple of minutes, hopefully. 🍆
Dr. Shower on
March 30, 2023 9:16 AM
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That's quite a meal, Dome. Almond milk is for faggots and pussies w/ allergies, my youngest son included. Drink a regular glass of milk, you bastard! Amy finishes 4th this year, men. You heard it here. #BigotryOfLowExpectations
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Also on tap is diet Canada Dry ginger ale CDGAOT
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Also I can’t type. The Italian wedding soup is it’s own item. the crock pot meal is separate
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Also I bestow much respect to this league. I want to see more message board hijinx. Also a drunken dome and shep made a 20 dollar side bet. This news flew under the radar.
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Shirt comes off at noon as I sit in the i my chair in the CATDOME domicile. Opening day spread is the following. Snacks will include pickles, cheese, ring Bologna and hot chickums bites and diabetic jello puddin. Main course will be Italian wedding soup as a crock pot meal featuring Mennonite smoked sausage diced potatoes, Onion. Cheese, cream of chickums soup and almond milk. Onion powder, garlic dwt, and pepper to taste: also omelette with bacon as a maybe. It’s a great day of the year.
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Dome better regale us with his smorgasbord menu before first pitch, and if he even thinks of putting a shirt on tomorrow his dues are going up next year.
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Happy Opening Day, Men.
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I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier. I will not bid on Adam Frazier.
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That's fair. #Amy
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Kerrs is just salty against team Laser because he paid two different Jason Lassers 75 bucks via PayPal for the draft night hotel room.
Laser Show on
March 29, 2023 9:50 PM
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Secondly, I know Shep thinks he's gonna win our bet, but I don't see a huge difference between our squads. He's got more stars, but I'm not sure he's that much better 1 through 40. Plus, if any injuries to his stars happen - and they always do to the Sheps - then I might be able to steal a win. Remember 2 things: I only lost to him by a little last year, and, remember 2021. The Fighting Kerrs came out of nowhere to take the silver. I see a lot of similarities in 2023 Kerrs.... #Amy
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I looked through the teams. I don't know a ton, especially w/ some of these newer names and guys that obviously have some value at cheaper prices. But, if I was asked to name the top 3, it appears it'll likely be the 3 at the top last year. 2uke's SP and star power on offense make him formiddable; Glenny's team may have impressed/surprised me the most (makes sense that he wanted to sidebet, in hindsight); and Spanky's team seems solid throughout. I think there's a gap after Big 3. #Amy
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Third basemen available. Looking for OF and maybe even 1B. #CallMe
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The domes also refuse to accept that Connor Joe is an actual mlb player
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