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I’m assuming Niv bribed you with a free shirt to defend his company, but I will take the L.
Dr. Shower on
April 14, 2023 7:48 PM
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1B only when I bid on him
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2uke on
April 12, 2023 8:22 PM
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I suppose if you’re nominating Garrett Cooper at all, it’s not a position of strength. It’s possible that I was a little too faded to do the proper research to answer some of the tough questions, like “what position does he play?”
Dr. Shower on
April 12, 2023 7:41 PM
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Never said he did.
Dr. Shower on
April 12, 2023 7:38 PM
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Cooper hasn't played OF since 2021.
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I am convinced Gary Cooper had 1B/OF eligibility when I nominated him. Now I have him and it’s just 1B? Anyone? Face?
Dr. Shower on
April 12, 2023 2:32 PM
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It has certainly been precipitous but I'm happy to still be leading in Innings Pitched. The Staff may have an infection. #FreeBallin
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Haven't seen Balls drop that hard since my grandson was born #JoiningTheBottom3rd
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The competition in the bottom third of the table is what this league is all about.
Dr. Shower on
April 11, 2023 9:20 AM
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The only thing making me anxious is the dr shower CATDOME tussle for 9th place. If you aren’t watching, you just aren’t a fan
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Cutting Austin Meadows is not going to help him with his anxiety, it'll probably make it worse. He might even disappear for the next 7 years like Daniel Bard did.
2uke on
April 10, 2023 11:41 PM
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Third lost tiebreaker of the year. Such is life as a perennial contender. Surely Arcia is the missing piece, Blumpkins, I see 10th in your near future
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Annual Pinehurst golf trip for me this week, fellas. In the past, this is when I swooned because I missed some line-ups and my team has generally sucked. So, instead, I sucked before I went so that it isn't a big deal. Game on when I return. #Ciao #Amy
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Balls were soooooo close. They didn’t want it bad enough. Just to rub salt in those wounds, I’m playing him in the OF tonight. I heard Segura is available…
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Looks like you can pick up MI Jean Segura for a discounted price of $6.
2uke on
April 10, 2023 3:51 PM
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Yeah. It sucks. In related news I’m looking for a ss/middle infielder. Have pitching an out field . And no I don’t want your 3rd baseman drew.
Laser Show on
April 9, 2023 6:40 PM
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Hate to see that for Cruz
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Pitcher's who have allowed more than 10 balls hit >= 100 mph so far in 2023:
Brady Singer: 16
Patrick Corbin: 16
German Marquez: 15
Chris Bassitt: 13
Alex Cobb: 12
Zach Davies: 11
Framber Valdez: 11
Aaron Civale: 11
Adam Oller: 11
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Turns out relying on Austin meadows mental health was also a flawed strategy.
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Bassitt is at it again
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Misery loves company
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Move over Blumpkins. I’m coming for my shit.
Dr. Shower on
April 7, 2023 7:33 PM
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Takes a special kinda man to want a Pierced Johnson
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#FreakInTheSpreadsheets is pretty solid. #AmyMoist
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Lent as a baseball milestone has me lol’in
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Almost pissed off enough to offer him straight up for kopech. Can't wait to boo the living shit out of the Sox on Friday
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You're not wrong. Wasn't naive enough to think he wouldn't miss some time. Thought could at least make it through lent before tweaking his cooch
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Also dr shower once told me that Carlos Martinez of the cardinals was fools gold. I feel that eloy is the hitting version of fools gold. Guy is soft as shit
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Dome is rising
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My team may not ever recover from today’s performance. #ruin
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Lew, don’t hate the Eloy valuation. I had him as a $27 player with price target of $20. #surplus My proprietary “GOODS” metric loves the player when healthy. #freakinthespreadsheets
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Is there a booby prize for most accrued bench points? Nobody balls up a starting lineup on the daily like Spanky
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That’s why I had him in the $25-$30 range on my sheets. And take it from me… I’m presently in 9th place, defending the cellar.
Dr. Shower on
April 5, 2023 2:00 PM
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Eloy got a whopping 19 at bats in before hitting the IL. What an absolute vag
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Big night for the domes also. This team despite all the injuries is a sleeping giant
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Big night for the Kerrs, Blumkin. Acknowledge Amy. #SameOldDomeIn10th
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Finnegan single-handedly putting the Blumpkins in the toilet. #BiggerFagThanKopech #AmyKnowsFags
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Sandy’s efforts currently being diluted by my entire offense falling back to earth at once. Let’s go late games!
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Kopech is terrible. All you Baseball Junkies said he's been good for 4 years. He's a faggot. And he's available. #Amy
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Arenado and Jung doing very well, thank you very much. Everyone else, not so much…
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Find it hard to believe that everyone has a 3B that they're happy with. Reach out to the Kerrs. I'm looking for OF, primarily. #CallMeAmy
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And Tommy Pham
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Adam Frazier. Jesus. #OnBench
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So did Joey Gallo.
2uke on
April 2, 2023 4:35 PM
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Bassitt had a day
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Thompson is such a stiff
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I’m going to waste so many Trayce Thompson starts chasing the dragon after last night’s bench performance
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Ballsout
2uke on
April 1, 2023 11:21 PM
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Let me get a good look at the new look Balls before reconsidering.
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