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Tim Anderson getting hit gets me a few points. His getting hot could get you many!
Shep on
July 14, 2023 9:37 PM
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Tim Anderson getting hit! He’s available for #amythrowaways
Shep on
July 14, 2023 9:36 PM
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Honorable move, James. #AmyImpressed
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Fucking SHENANNIGANS
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Communist* Founding Fathers
#FatCats #1% #Excess
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Unfortunately the trade I proposed to Blumpkins was absent-minded and illegal according to the $500 Hard Salary Cap™️ outlined in the constitution as instated by the Founding Fathers of the league. I will be canceling. #SAD #PabloEscobarLonely.gif
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Not all jokes can be hits, Shower. Blumkins has a solid history of giggle-inducing ribs and catch phrases that he deserves the benefit of the doubt that he’ll come back stronger. Show some respect.
More importantly, big second half of the season is at hand. Time to make my move. #AmyMoving
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You’re welcome Blumpkins. I know you’ve been waiting on a post to knock that awful joke off of the top line.
Dr. Shower on
July 13, 2023 7:25 PM
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Blumpkins ADD COCK to try to match #Amy’s big-cockedness
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It landed now. I laughed. Also, weed. #AmyHigh #AmyIsASouthernBelle
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Stanton with two bombs already today. He’s available!
Shep on
July 8, 2023 2:41 PM
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That was a joke about his age, and the speed of erosion. Glad it landed.
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(Didn’t even know the Rockies were considering leaving) #AmyDumb
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Bellinger is in GOD MODE! #AmyWet
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TJ underrated video wish I had copy & paste it sooner. When will @Niv give us a real message board.
Smalley, the Rockies may not even be in Colorado by the time Adael hits the bigs; I’m talking about the mountains not the baseball team. 🥁🥁
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Love the use of The Mountie.
Dr. Shower on
July 7, 2023 7:20 PM
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It wasn't predicted, it was fact at the time. But as I've stated previously, standings don't matter until October 1st....
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Oh hey blumpkins just woke up and your not the king of the 8-12 bracket as predicted. The leader is well the kerrs but dome also leap frogged you.
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https://youtu.be/9iJ2lYlN7t8
2uke on
July 6, 2023 11:34 PM
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At Coors Field in the altitude, too! Welcome, Adael. The Kerrs! #GMOFYR #Amy
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Smalley gets his guy.
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That’s what Kerrs do, Spanky. They respond. Also, credit Amy for sticking with him (but not playing him) and then have him in for this little hot streak. Another GMOFYR move. #Amy
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Javy Baez red hot since laser slandered his name.
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I do sense a belief that the standings are in stone and there will be minimal movement up and down. We’ve got just slightly less than half the season to play. Injuries, choking by leaders, and dumb trades by Shezelle can make this pretty fucking turbulent for the leaders. Lot of baseball left. And I’m fucking making my move. No one wants to play the Kerrs right now. No one. #AmyComing
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Link?
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And like I said, if you want to see anything with jock straps or other provocative apparel, check out my Only Fans page ($4.99/month special just for you guys)
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Lawlar...Luplow....2 Ls and a W....6 letters in each......one of them WAY overpriced.....BOTH not currently in the Majors.....Coincidence??? I think not.
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Blumpkins I feel that anytime you’ve been king of the 8-12 bracket it’s been rather short lived. You’ll be back where you belong soon enough with Brenton Doyle’s jock strap draped over your gaping maw with visions of jordan luplow racing through your head.
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DOME, I understand smelling my ass in the standings has made everyone below me lose their minds, but as the current King of the 8-12 bracket (and I don't mean the minors at the Middle School down the street from our places of employment, although that could be discussed on my Only Fans page where you can get Premium Content for a minimal monthly subscription), I must say I have been amused by the sell-offs AND your chemically-enhanced rant.
#AmysRimJobsROCK
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Far better than stiffs like veen, brenton Doyle, pepiot. Your team is so stiff it’s basically an erection convention. Old men look to your team to bang what’s left of their 75 year old wives. When dudes order discreet ED medicine to be delivered to their doorstep, your team shows up. They recently discontinued making penis pumps when they realized that men could view your team publicly without an ottoneu account. dead people are softer than some guys on your team
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WEED is definitely the culprit as to why DOME would want an unproven Jordan Lawlar at a potential $10+ next season.
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Loving all these trades. More chaos please.
Empty Stats on
July 6, 2023 1:29 PM
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I accept my deal with shep as solid. Could I have done better? Hard to say. Offers were rolling in for my established players not my young ones. If Sheehan turns into a giant cocked cy young then we can all mock dome as needed at that time.
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Could the perpetual bottom of the league, though self proclaimed GM of the year of every failed season, please let us know why he has proclaimed my deals to be so bad? Maybe he isn’t aware of some of the players? #whyisamytalking
Shep on
July 6, 2023 1:23 PM
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Also I was stoned when I accepted both deals. Weed also could be a correct answer.
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Overrated arm is the key. Glenn nailed it. It gives me a clear offensive upgrade over whipped ass josh bell and flexibility to move goldy as/if needed.
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"Weed."
Amy laughed, Blumkins. #Amy
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*That* deal is what made you question someone's sanity, Rhino? Did you miss all 7 of Shezelle's zingers? #Amy
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weed
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Can someone explain to me Dome acquiring the corpse of Anthony Rizzo for a talented (if overrated) arm?
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I am like a sleek animal who’s prowess is unmatched. I am also an animal that is at leisure parked under a tree and striking when I feel like it.
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Valid point on Bass. Should've kept him on principle. I own that.
Re: your 'drafting for 2024' comment, I would normally buy it - as you're nothing if not a man of integrity and honesty. However, you also bet the Kerrs $100 straight up in *2023*. Now, either you *weren't* drafting for 2023 and instead simply drafted poorly - or - you were drafting for 2024 and still thought you could beat Amy in 2023 regardless. The former is a lie; the latter is cocky (and deserves respect). #
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Also cutting Anthony Bass is like drinking a pinkety drinkety while waving a rainbow flag.
Shep on
July 6, 2023 10:19 AM
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Dumbest analogy. I love my trades. Told everyone at the draft I was drafting for 2024 and here we are. Just need a few of these dudes to hit and I’m competing to win again. Looks like you’ve set yourself up solidly for a 6th place finish this year, if things bounce right for you, Kerrs. Maybe the same next year! Smart.
Shep on
July 6, 2023 10:17 AM
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In the trade market, Shep's like the gazelle on the Discovery channel that doesn't spot the leopard or the herd of hyenas both hiding behind the bushes. Then, he spots them and, because he's Shep and used to getting raped, his legs don't work and he lags behind his buddies and the hyenas have their way with him. #Shezelle
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Domes are still open fir business. I remain slender.
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I'm embarrassed to be losing to some of you guys based on your trades. It's silly season. #SillyAmy
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Trade deadline is August 31.
Shep’s firesale is going on now!!!
2uke on
July 6, 2023 7:38 AM
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Deadline day?
Dr. Shower on
July 6, 2023 6:29 AM
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On behalf of Jimmys worldwide we denounce and excommunicate Cordero. Riddance.
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