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Anybody else not getting ottoneu notifications in their emails?
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The tiger is out of the cage.
Dr. Shower on
August 15, 2023 7:44 PM
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I'm back, James. Me in front of a CPU all day means lots of Ottoneu transactions and plenty of research into the next wave of prospects. I expect my dynasty to commence with the 2024 season. #AMYBACK
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I have a glut of offensively-capable and well-priced Middle Infield. Accepting offers for OF & SP & fine with non keepers.
Today was Smalley’s first day back to work. Will the Kerr’s pick up the slack?
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https://www.tiktok.com/@jackmacbarstool/video/7266931153209167147
2uke on
August 14, 2023 5:31 PM
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It really has, Spanky. Might need a change in culture. #amy
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What in the hell is a Cole Ragans and why did i bid so aggressively ??? Honestly, the whole S&S operation has come off the rails at this point.
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Over eight years away. The best is yet to come.
Dr. Shower on
August 10, 2023 8:40 AM
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Shep finally got degrom back.
Laser Show on
August 9, 2023 8:49 PM
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Amazing.
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I drunkenly traded vinnie pasquantino for Triston mckenzie and both of them died. I feel vindicated
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Ah. Drunk trades. I drunkenly traded Mookie Betts for Eloy two January's ago to save $10.
Laser Show on
August 9, 2023 3:03 PM
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That was a couple months after I drunkenly traded Khris Davis for Teheran to Jimmy at a beer fest.
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https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/93/viewtrade?id=29204&pending=1
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You forgot adcock #blumpkinslovecock
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Handcock....Moosecockus.....Anthony B. ASS.....Mike TouchMan.....so much gayness around here I'm starting to question my own orientation.
Think I'll identify as "luggage" so I can fly anywhere for $50
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I see Teheran got cut and it makes me remember how bad of a trade he was involved in earlier in Ottoneu history. Wasn’t Shep invoked and wasn’t Stanton involved as well?
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/38141255/jose-ramirez-tim-anderson-ejected-brawl-second-base
2uke on
August 6, 2023 12:14 AM
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Cutting Carlos Correa was an all-time decision by Amy heading into the offseason. GMOFYR type shit.
Subsequently picking up Carlos Correa for 2-3 less dollars in the Draft was an all time dipshit decision. Is he washed? Not healthy? Developed a love for his own sex? What in the fuck is wrong with him? #AmyBitter #Available
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Domes getting up close and personal with the kerrs. No homo
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Talk about a short-lived encounter #prematureseparation
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Framber Valdez does not wish to get up close and personal with Mike Speedball.
2uke on
August 1, 2023 10:24 PM
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Domes getting up close and personal with the kerrs. No homo
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Seth Freakin’ Rollins?
Dr. Shower on
July 29, 2023 8:09 PM
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All Hail the return of MOOSECOCKUS
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Heim on IL with “wrist strain”.
Once again, masturbation rears its ugly head.
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Heim. Dead. Damn. Amy done.
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You can have him back. Just wanted the start against the tigers.
Laser Show on
July 27, 2023 6:05 PM
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Right there with you. And that serpent Laser coming along to outbid me for Patrick Sandoval might finish us off. My team is basically in the mood of Richmond FC after Zava retired.
Dr. Shower on
July 27, 2023 9:38 AM
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Kerrs might be running out of gas. Damn. #AmyDead
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RIP Sinead. #Amy #NiceReferenceLuke
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Amy, just gotta say…nothing compares 2 u.
2uke on
July 26, 2023 5:30 PM
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Nicest thing you've ever said to Amy, Rhino. Respect. #AmyComing
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Kerrs competing this season while building for the future is really a model for this league moving forward.
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Darvish just getting mashed by the hapless Bucs. Bucs disappoint even when they win. #Amy
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Welcome, Paul. If you're not up next year, you'll quickly experience Ottoneu Waivers. Time to man-up. #AmyACloonToo
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Total cloon.
Dr. Shower on
July 23, 2023 12:27 PM
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Paul Skenes must be a cloon (no bid from CB)
2uke on
July 23, 2023 12:03 PM
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Jesus. Must not have thrown a pitch outside of the strike zone. Absurd. Freddie fucking Freeman helped you, though. My god, that dude rakes. #AmyJealous
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Gausman had some kind of day
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I must be setting a new record for IL stints.
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Torkelson! My god, don’t let Torkelson get hot! #AmyWet
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Probably shouldn’t have given my guys that extra week off at the break.
Dr. Shower on
July 18, 2023 6:44 AM
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Ottoneu benched Endy Rodriguez for me tonight even though he’s starting. That’s some bullshit. Site still is run by a 13 yr old. #AmyBitter
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Kerrs are announcing that they have *three* young (Under 25) Catcher-eligibile players that are all either in the Top 50 MiLB prospects - and all of them are now in the Majors. I'd be willing to part w/ one (or even 2) of these cats in exchange for similarly situated MIF players. Please slide into Amy's DMs and let's make each other better. #AmyWheeling #AmyDealing #AmyKissStealing
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Cody Fucking Bellinger! The GOD! Sheppy! #AmyComing
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Welcome to the Show, Mr. Soderstrom. We expect you to play hard, party harder, and fuck as hard as Dome at a menonite convention. Soderstrom/Flaherty/Heim for Marte/D'Arnaud. Gonna be the trade that turns it around for the Kerrs. #AmyComing
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It’s a great bet either way. Realistically, I think I may have a ceiling of 5th and a floor of 8th. I think -75% of the time I finish 6th or 7th. #AmyHadARoughApril
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Will Amy finish in the Top 6 or Bottom 6?
2uke on
July 14, 2023 10:07 PM
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Bellinger is in GOD MODE!
No thanks on Timmy Anderson, Doc. Not Kerr material. #AmyRising
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