• Did she tell you.to put the juice in the bat or the balls? Makes a difference

  Cup Bumpers on July 24, 2025 9:04 AM

• I tell every lady I take out for a steak dinner the exact same thing

  Levy, Goodman, Loblaw & Hutz on July 24, 2025 12:44 AM

• She has a hard time believing when I tell her that you are in 8th place. I told her to call you and you would try and explain. I look at your team and it is hard to explain how you are in 8th place. There's a lot of juice there.

  Cup Bumpers on July 24, 2025 12:18 AM

• She still won’t stop calling me. Was about to block her number but now I’m thinking she just needs to vent

  Levy, Goodman, Loblaw & Hutz on July 23, 2025 3:17 PM

• With all the metrics they have in place, it'd be nice if Ottoneu could account for defense in some way. I know it's not Hollywood fireworks fun, but saving runs is a pretty huge play and should be rewarded.
  My Mom is tired of me saying this, so I brought it here

  Cup Bumpers on July 23, 2025 10:25 AM

• 4th place sucks

  Cup Bumpers on July 21, 2025 9:35 AM

• Unweave that Dream!

  Cup Bumpers on July 19, 2025 8:54 AM

• The team is rounding into form. Break over, time to roll

  Dreamweavers on July 18, 2025 5:37 PM

• Dreamweavers looking pretty poised for a run at the back-to-back?
  🎯

  Cup Bumpers on July 18, 2025 11:21 AM

• This league will be competing to the last waiver claim of the year.

  Cup Bumpers on July 17, 2025 8:57 AM

• Still looking for a 300 point day.
  Anybody managed that?

  Cup Bumpers on July 17, 2025 8:57 AM

• I'm with you. I sat Imanaga and Cameron on Sunday over 5 other starters. 85 points between the two on my bench. Fail.

  Dreamweavers on July 16, 2025 1:53 PM

• Thinking about making wise pitching-decisions makes my head hurt.
  Last week after the Yankees won the first two of three, I sat Bryan Woo. I was thinking NY would be aggressive and be on that fastball. I mean Woo has a run of six-plus innings all year...every start. He had a 7 inning no-no. 55 points. Seems low. Anyway. Just rolling em out seems to treat me best.
  This stuff is good humbles

  Cup Bumpers on July 15, 2025 9:57 AM

• My empire is crumbling!

  Proud Soyboys on July 14, 2025 11:36 AM

• Some innings in hand for 3-4-5. Spend them wisely and we might have 5 teams within 100 points of each other in September

  Dreamweavers on July 13, 2025 10:07 PM

• I’m just happy Stowers didn’t hit 3 HR on my bench

  Gently's Agency on July 13, 2025 8:09 PM

• Gently takes the lead!

  Rickey Bobbey on July 13, 2025 7:47 PM

• Take a breath and then buckle up folks. Going to be battle to the finish at the top!

  Dreamweavers on July 13, 2025 6:45 PM

• Rickey told me he had 7 hrs given up in 26 innings. I'll take it.

  Cup Bumpers on July 13, 2025 8:40 AM

• I guess that's the comment below

  Cup Bumpers on July 12, 2025 9:21 AM

• Try not to focus on those last two words in the comment above Rickey!
  Now everybody give up some hrs today, except me.

  Cup Bumpers on July 12, 2025 9:21 AM

• Habanero’s more like wasabi, in that he creeps up from the back and it slowly moves forward towards the front of the head and BAM! You’re fucked

  Slide Into My ILs on July 11, 2025 10:47 PM

• Habanero is making me awfully uncomfortable. I can't see the headlights yet but I feel the train tracks rumblin

  Rickey Bobbey on July 11, 2025 8:59 PM

• We might have 6 squads finish with 17k+. Been a helluva year so far

  Rickey Bobbey on July 9, 2025 7:14 PM

• Starting to see the taillights in front of me....

  Dreamweavers on July 9, 2025 1:00 PM

• Porter Hodge today
  .1 ip
  -48 pts
  Phew

  Cup Bumpers on July 8, 2025 10:39 PM

• The Schlittlahhhj

  Cup Bumpers on July 8, 2025 11:34 AM

• Schlittler.
  Almost sounds like you could name a pitch after him.

  Cup Bumpers on July 7, 2025 10:02 PM

• Kumar. One to watch for sure....since he's not on my team. I hope I trend like I think Kumar is going to trend. That's why I'm here really...to be wrong.

  Cup Bumpers on July 4, 2025 10:17 AM

• Heading for Julio's "No-fly-zone" to sit in the sun and watch the Randy Arozarena Show. Dude is 🔥

  Cup Bumpers on July 2, 2025 6:53 PM

• Happy Bobby Bonilla Day everybody!

  Proud Soyboys on July 1, 2025 1:42 PM

• Burn that cash in Prospect City!
  Line em up line em up!
  Get S-O-Y!

  Cup Bumpers on July 1, 2025 9:47 AM

• That cap was burning a hole in my pocket 💸🔥

  Bad News Beers on June 30, 2025 11:21 AM

• Shane Baz Makin some noise on the auction block...

  Cup Bumpers on June 29, 2025 5:53 PM

• There's more than that comin

  Cup Bumpers on June 27, 2025 8:54 AM

• Dreamweaver is right on my bumper. Second half is gonna be a thriller.

  Rickey Bobbey on June 26, 2025 8:03 PM

• Dropping Sproatmilk from the options at PSB Soy? Soy only.

  Cup Bumpers on June 26, 2025 1:19 PM

• Sproat

  Cup Bumpers on June 26, 2025 8:31 AM

• That juju must have worked because my team went 4 for 43 at the plate today

  Proud Soyboys on June 25, 2025 11:49 PM

• Just offered (sprinkled my juju) PSB a trade for Ohtani and Skubal. You're welcome (rest of the league)

  Slide Into My ILs on June 25, 2025 4:50 PM

• I mean there's some juicy options just waiting for a new home.

  Rickey Bobbey on June 25, 2025 3:53 PM

• Not sure why you'd claim any of those players when Brandon Sproat is up for grabs!

  Proud Soyboys on June 25, 2025 1:57 PM

• Guessing he’s waiting to see if anyone gets claimed

  Levy, Goodman, Loblaw & Hutz on June 25, 2025 12:06 PM

• Hey Rickey, just wanted to let you know that you need $1 of cap space available for every open roster spot up to 40. So you're still going to need to cut an $8 player

  Proud Soyboys on June 25, 2025 12:03 PM

• I think Curly's gotten my share of IL stints so far this year, and that's been the difference maker. Ketel Marte went for a couple of weeks, but other than that, it's been a very healthy squad for me. It's better to be lucky than good.

  Proud Soyboys on June 25, 2025 11:50 AM

• I don't want to jinx anybody$ team here by mentioning players and having them wind up on the IL or whatever baseball does to them right Curly?...but I was just wondering if PSB SOY wanted to mention any players he was PARTICULARLY impressed with on his 1st place team this season so far?

  Cup Bumpers on June 25, 2025 9:29 AM

• I'm sure you are wheeling and dealing but just know if you are looking to make the best of it, each of us is willing to listen...to offers

  Cup Bumpers on June 24, 2025 11:25 PM

• Lesson learned. Keep that in mind folks. When calculating loans beware that if you have pending trades they will not be included on the trade proposal screen.

  Rickey Bobbey on June 24, 2025 6:23 PM

• There there Mr. Carroll, you go ahead an take a seat over here now. I'm sure you will feel right at home now.

  Slide Into My ILs on June 24, 2025 6:17 PM

• Welp, ottonue effed me in the A. Apparently the calculator in the trade proposal doesn't account for pending trades. So now I'm $9 over instead of even like I was assured I would be on multiple screens. After tonight's trade, if it goes through, I'll be $18 over. That means I have to cut $36 worth of players to manage my team, a detriment I might not recover from. I don't even know what to do at this point, just figured I'd start a conversation about it with y'all.

  Rickey Bobbey on June 24, 2025 6:10 PM

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