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Y'all is high.
Not on Shake and Bake.
Stoned on ip
Cup Bumpers on
April 28, 2025 6:45 AM
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Shake n Bake!
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I'd just like to point out that, as of right now, Rickey Bobbey and I are tied. We have the exact same number of points. But it ain't gonna last. Eat my dust, Rickey Bobbey!
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Still waiting for the other 42 Dongs to be jacked by Santander, so for me Hunter’s 3HR meltdown is cheese in my mouth
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Mariners new third baseman is a badass defender. Took 120 mph shot away from Vlad and one off the chest from Elly at 102 to throw him out this week. Put one over the pen today. Not sure if he'll hit, but as a Washingtonian...great to have on the M's here in the real baseball world.
Cup Bumpers on
April 19, 2025 10:26 PM
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Hunter Greene cost me a save and a hold today, and then some. Still like the trade. Good season so far fellas. And/or ladies. Just in case.
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These pretzels are making me thirsty
Cup Bumpers on
April 18, 2025 9:30 AM
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I might just mess with the Yoan...
Cup Bumpers on
April 4, 2025 12:53 PM
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That's right. And keep that chitter-splittin, fat in the middle torpeder away from my Momma!
Cup Bumpers on
April 4, 2025 12:52 PM
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Haha. We try to have fun around here!
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Don't Mess with The Yoan
Cup Bumpers on
April 4, 2025 10:29 AM
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Alright that made me laugh. Sink, fucker
Cup Bumpers on
April 4, 2025 10:22 AM
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Getting your mom to stop calling me after I took her out for a delicious steak dinner….
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Altuve strikes out five times last night. Not my guy, but is anything harder than hitting?
Holy Keerap.
Cup Bumpers on
April 4, 2025 9:38 AM
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Could y'all sit still for a bit? I'm tryin to make a move here...
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It's a two-day-dive Captain,
Loading torpedoes now...
Ain't love grand?
Cup Bumpers on
April 2, 2025 11:37 AM
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Vinnie P right on cue, with a hamstring strain no less
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There have been 6 total triples so far this year. Four of them have been hit by catchers. Two of those catchers play for the Tigers
Proud Soyboys on
March 30, 2025 11:26 AM
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Seems like Nestor alone would've given up at least 4 or 5
Cup Bumpers on
March 29, 2025 11:08 PM
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Jesus Nestor. My God.
In other news....only 1 triple so far in our league. Thatsweirrrd
Cup Bumpers on
March 29, 2025 11:07 PM
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Watch out, Go Nads! Nestor’s bringing me down to my rightful spot in 12th place.
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We may be witnessing history here. Cortes has a -70.3 line today. I can’t find anything worse online
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Haha. I just want this target off my back and better waiver priority!
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Don't worry Levy, I'm not planning on being in 2nd place for very long. Whether that winds up being 1st or 12th...
Proud Soyboys on
March 28, 2025 11:28 AM
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20000÷ 162 = 123.456
Cup Bumpers on
March 28, 2025 8:57 AM
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I wanna see someone have a 300 pt day. Let me.know
Cup Bumpers on
March 28, 2025 8:37 AM
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FML I don't want to be in first right now
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No, but if someone wanted Jac Caglionone or Nick Kurtz for a pitcher that I found to be to my liking, that would be plan A. Or, pick up Foley tonight if I'm in last place still, and see how that goes...Hopefully, I'm just a pessimistic lowballed my players expectation. I can wait all season to find out.
Cup Bumpers on
March 27, 2025 6:32 PM
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In that case, you may as well just throw in the towel and trade me Juan Soto for some prospects
Proud Soyboys on
March 27, 2025 12:54 PM
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I put this thing thru the woodchipper twice and using my lowest, most sober projections I'm seeing a little over 17000 points for me this year. To win, based on our league record book, you need 19,000 target to be a champ.
Cup Bumpers on
March 26, 2025 12:48 PM
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Dang. Nobody in LA can escape the Ozempic influence. RIP Mook.
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Let's get this projectile motion, velocity-resistance fest goin! I need a latex salesman
Cup Bumpers on
March 24, 2025 8:34 AM
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Vandelay!
Cup Bumpers on
March 23, 2025 11:16 PM
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Prestige, worldwide!
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They got some juicy prizes in the OPL. I'd like to get my hands on a juicy prize. Oh, there went Vinnie...come back Vinnie
Cup Bumpers on
March 22, 2025 6:27 PM
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The Drake is lurking...
Cup Bumpers on
March 22, 2025 6:12 PM
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The league was filling up really fast so I figured why not. I felt I could have a decent shot given the format, but my pitching staff keeps taking hits. Interesting that the pitching side values relievers much more which is tough given most Ottoneu roster constructions: 2SPs and 4RPs per day. You could load up on RPs in theory to capture daily totals.
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It is cool though how they optimize your potential lineup in the Prestige League. I didn't read all of it, but that would seem pretty cool to see what you might be able to do with your team.
Cup Bumpers on
March 22, 2025 11:42 AM
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Neat! Can't wish you luck or anything of course
Rickey Bobbey on
March 22, 2025 10:43 AM
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Do they allow the White Sox in the prestige league? Marlins?
Cup Bumpers on
March 22, 2025 8:27 AM
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Ottoneu Prestige League. It’s new this year, only 240 teams, pay an extra $50 as entry. It’s bestball style. Uses my roster from this league.
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What is the blue symbol next to Curly's name?
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What can I say, I’m more George (Larry) than Jerry, lol
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How could you not like The Drake?
Proud Soyboys on
March 21, 2025 12:40 PM
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Hate the Drake
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The Drake strikes again
Cup Bumpers on
March 21, 2025 9:15 AM
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Dodged a bullet on Cole. Thanks Gently!
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I'm with Weavers. Timing is everything or the wait can just be excruciating. Then again, that day the prospect gets the call....like xmas
Cup Bumpers on
March 8, 2025 8:36 AM
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I think I'm going to get to see Celesten play though in the spring breakout game on the 15th. Maybe I'll make you a trade offer after that!
Dreamweavers on
March 6, 2025 4:08 PM
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Don’t really target prospects pre season in Otto unless possibly up this year. Doesn’t mean doing it is wrong, just not my thing
Dreamweavers on
March 6, 2025 4:00 PM
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