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All paid up
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The Shadows are renewed and prepared for the draft.
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Thanks, Winterfell. I hope no one is getting too frustrated with having WAR Children and I walk away with everyone else's entry fees every year, but I like to think the experience of this league is worth the money. Winterfell's deadline cuts bit was worth at least $7.92 for going by the $7mil per WAR scale. Can't wait for the draft!
Yeah Jeets! on
February 26, 2015 12:24 PM
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All paid up!
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Seven teams have now renewed, five to go...if it is possible for everyone to renew before the draft, that would be ideal. Just one week out!
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The problem with throwing out a Danks is picking between John and Jordan...but if you want to get people to spend their money early, you've got to start with them!
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A-Rod?
Yeah Jeets! on
February 21, 2015 1:52 PM
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I think that's generous of you to include Miggy in the same class as Kershaw and Danks!
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As the last place team, I'm first up in nominating at the auction. That's a lot of pressure! Should I start with one of the headliners like Kershaw, Miggy or Danks?
🕸️ Webb Gems 💎 on
February 20, 2015 6:09 PM
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Can we just have this draft already? All these articles on Fangraphs about Marcus Stroman being a gangster are getting me too pumped for pre-spring training. Need to build up to it more slowly...long season.
Yeah Jeets! on
February 16, 2015 4:59 PM
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It was good stuff. Cheers, Winterfell. Apologies to Hamilton for worrying about you making cuts. I had been following the cuts all day and started to worry.
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All hail winterfell! That was top notch, my friend! That was like an episode of hard knocks..... Only way better!
Hats for Bats on
February 1, 2015 11:25 AM
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GONE's trade block has been updated!
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Feel like such a pussy. I didn't even talk to Gio. Just sent him a text saying, "Sorry Gio, still friends?"
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Well, well. Welcome to the party, Champ.
Yeah Jeets! on
January 31, 2015 10:12 PM
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here goes nothin'......cowabunga!!!!!
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yep doing some math I'm working on my cuts
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Not trying to be that guy but....Hamiton? You there?
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Busted! You're absolutely correct about the fate of pour Ice. I suppose I was referencing pre re-forging to make it simple. See too complicated to explain it. Damn all these cross references!!!
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I thought Ice was melted down to make Widow's Wail & Oathkeeper?
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Just finished cleaning "Ice" and about to sheath him. Glad cut day is almost over...
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The Jorge one is great. When over-inflated execs fail, they speak in "we" terms, if the team/company succeeds it's all about the "i"s.
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He's gonna burn your building down now...
Yeah Jeets! on
January 31, 2015 3:19 PM
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Me: So who's left?
Bobs: We're all done.
Me: What about this Shipley guy?
Bobs: Funny thing, turns out we cut him last year. But through a glitch in the payroll system, he's been getting a paycheck.
Me: So we need to let him go?
Bobs: No, well we just fixed the glitch.
Me: So we don't have to cut him?
Bobs: We fixed the glitch so he'll no longer receive a paycheck and it should just work itself out on it's own.
Me: Excellent!
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Appel is a fine talent, but there are extenuating circumstances. Without incriminating anyone (or exposing the organization to a libel suit), let's just say there "might" have been an incident at the team holiday party involving Appel, my girlfriend, a tub of crisco, a horse's head, and a dumpster that, well...frankly was inappropriate to say the least and downright degrading at the worst. To be clear, this is all alleged. (But that shit happened!)
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F&CK YOU MARK APPEL!!! GET THE F&CK OFF MY TEAM!
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Sit down Max and Rafael. Max, after our cracked out HR staff was tipped off, they've determined that you deflated your baseballs last year and as you know, this is a serious violation of mlb rules. How do you deflate baseballs, you ask? I don't know Max, you tell me since you're the CHEATER! So to teach you a lessen Max, we are cutting Rafael. I realize you may not think this is fair Rafael, but truth is, all is fair in love and fantasy baseball. So behave Max or we'll cut more borderline guys.
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Good morning Jorge! I wanted to tell you how excited we are to have you and think you will be a great player! You say you're Albert Almora. Can't be, we traded him to Bunch of Idiots last year. What, we traded Soler?! SON OF A BITCH!!! Awe man, why'd we do that? We meant to trade you. We want Soler. (Pick up phone and confirm with Idiots that they don't want to do a sitcheroo...hang up phone) Ya sorry, for sure you won't be with us. Sorry for the confusion.
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Thanks Furbush, my crack HR team is on that claim. Of course, my HR team might also be on crack, so we'll see what happens.
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Ice is awfully bloody... Wondering if I should go back for some more?!?!
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Drew Stubbs, David Peralta, and Kevin Kiermayer...Kiermier...Kermore...Kier"not going to be on my team anymore." Hello boys. Raise your hands if you play OF for this team. Ok, now all three of you put your hands down. Yep, you no longer play outfield in Winterfell.
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This is infinitely more entertaining that Super Bowl media week
Yeah Jeets! on
January 30, 2015 8:32 PM
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Weird, the locker room is eerily quiet...
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Show'em who's the rightful King of Westeros. Slay them all!
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HR highly recommends letting go Max as well, he is stubbing everyone's toe.
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C'mon in Jared and Kyle. Unfortunately, we won't be able to hang onto you this time around. Lover the ground ball rate, but you have to keep working on your secondary pitches. Maybe we could take a look during spring training, but at $5, you're too expensive to keep right now. Whom am I talking to? I'm sorry, that speech is for both of you.
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Mike, good to see you. Hey, I know we just traded for you and gave up actual talent to acquire you, but truth is, we just don't need you at this point...at least for $10. But I hope you know you're welcome to come to spring training with us as a non-roster invite is that is something that is of interest to you? Anyhow, best of luck!
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Bienvenido Jose! Nos encanta la forma en la que juegan al béisbol, y creo que son muy buenos. Podemos darle más dinero. Tiene mucho talento y un montón de equipos que usted. Se va a hacer muy bien. Buena suerte!
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Hey Gary, I think it's time we have a reality check here. Do you think you can make it to the big leagues anytime soon? Neither do we. Look, you have a face made for radio. Or maybe you can try hand modeling? The companies that make bats need people to test them. Maybe you could test bats for a living. I think if a ball wasn't involved, you'd do well. Best of luck in your future endeavors.
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Good morning Jed! Have I ever told you that you are literally my favorite person named Jed? Well, not if you count Jed Clampett. Do fictional characters count? You're cetainly behind Jed Weaver (Jered's cousin). But inside baseball, definitely my favorite Jed. Acutally, you're behind Jed Hoyer. That's a sexy dude. But of players, you're #1. Wait, am I crazy? Totally forgot about Jed Gyorko! So you're like my 5th favorite Jed. But you're literally my favorite Jed that I actually get to cut!
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Be nice to Jose Reyes on the way out. He's always seemed like a pleasant fellow. His Sportscenter commercial with Karl Ravech always cracks me up.
Yeah Jeets! on
January 30, 2015 9:45 AM
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Elvis has left the building!
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Hi Josh. Yes please come on in. Let me just turn down the smooth jazz station I have going on pandora. It's so unfortunate that we are not going to be able to keep you for the upcoming year. You're a great guy and a great story, but I'm going to have to ask you to take a walk. What was that? No, im sorry. I was not referring to your plate discipline. I mean you literally need to get up and walk out of my office, and walk off the premises. And walk out of our hearts for ever...
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Hi Elvis, please sit down. You were an integral part of our 7th place finish last year and as much as it pains us, we're going to have to let you go. Your time has come to an end. It's not your exorbitant salary or lack of premium scoring, it's just we found some different alternatives. We're going to miss you around the club house, but ultimately, this is best for both of us. You'll land with a team that will do a better job of maximizing your talent. Take care and keep running!
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That would make sense, since I had to unplug him to get him to leave my office...
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As a Yankee fan, I'm pretty sure Tex is a robot. I've never seen his facial expression change once since he's been here.
Yeah Jeets! on
January 29, 2015 8:50 PM
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C'mon in Mark and have a seat. 1st, please know what a wonderful person I think you are and how much we have all enjoyed having you in the organization. But you know we have to make some room on our roster and while we think you can still be a productive player, we need to move on. I'll definitely give you a good reference if another GM calls and we wish you the best. I know you'll land on your feet. Any team in this league would be lucky to have you. Good luck, your the best Tex!
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5th Inning Shadow's trade block has been updated!
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Greinke ($39) & Kershaw ($61) OTB
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Greinke ($39) & Kershaw ($61) OTB
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