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Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Brett Baty NYM 2B/3B L  Thu May 15 9:33 PM $1
Griffin Canning NYM SP R  Fri May 16 9:10 AM $1
Liam Hendriks BOS RP R Sat May 17 9:05 AM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Thomas Saggese STL AAA 2B/SS R Dirtbag Thu May 15 9:21 PM $1
Zach Agnos COL RP R Full Tilt Thu May 15 10:01 PM $1
Lucas Giolito BOS SP/RP R  The Hopsmackers Fri May 16 9:28 AM $1
Thomas Harrington PIT AAA SP/RP R The Hopsmackers Fri May 16 9:29 AM $1

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
May 15 2025 3:46 PM I Went to Driveline TJ Friedl CIN OF L $4  move
May 15 2025 3:46 PM Upper Decker Bo Bichette TOR SS R $17  move
May 15 2025 3:46 PM I Went to Driveline Jhoan Duran MIN RP R $17  move
May 15 2025 3:46 PM Upper Decker Austin Hays CIN OF R $2  move
May 15 2025 9:29 AM The Hopsmackers Thomas Harrington PIT AAA SP/RP R $1 cut
May 15 2025 9:28 AM The Hopsmackers Lucas Giolito BOS SP/RP R $1  cut
May 15 2025 9:08 AM The Hopsmackers Thomas Harrington PIT AAA SP/RP R $1 add
May 14 2025 10:01 PM Full Tilt Zach Agnos COL RP R $1 cut
May 14 2025 9:24 PM Full Tilt Trey Sweeney DET SS L $2  add
May 14 2025 9:21 PM Dirtbag Thomas Saggese STL AAA 2B/SS R $1 cut

League Message Board

All Messages

  • English teacher alert: What a great word, "befallen"! There's still some good news for you: it feels like everyone's in it still. There's lots of compression in the standings. We're 23% done with the MLB season. Seems like a quiet league. I don't mind that. In one of my other league's we're having a "Royal Rumble" on the message board.

    The Hopsmackers on May 9, 2025 11:30 AM

  • Anyone know a good shaman or witch doctor that may be able to break the curse that has befallen my team? 38+ dreadful innings since my last win!

    I Went to Driveline on May 8, 2025 12:49 PM

  • Lol

    I'll Name This Team Later on May 6, 2025 2:09 PM

  • Hi All: Sent out about half a dozen offers today (bored at work). No offence intended. If you didn't care for it, please just click "veto" No need to explain to me you rejected the offer because you have a "Lane Thomas Tattoo" on your ankle. Just playing the game. ~ Hops

    The Hopsmackers on May 6, 2025 1:54 PM

  • Any interest in trading for these players: Sean Murphy , JJ Bleday, Jordan Walker, Chris Martin, Emerson Hancock, Chris Bassitt or Osvaldo Bido. Send an offer.

    The Hopsmackers on May 6, 2025 8:29 AM

  • So basically Machado for Freeman. Waiver wire trade.

    The Hopsmackers on April 15, 2025 10:29 PM

  • Hi All: Getting an Ottoneu Six Picks going. League Name: "If a six was a nine". Fun vibe. Check it out if you haven't. The Otto Picker keeps it moving. https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/sixpicks/invite?code=eyJJbnZpdGVyVXNlcklEIjoiMTcwMDEwIiwiR3JvdXBJRCI6ODF9

    The Hopsmackers on April 12, 2025 10:35 PM

  • Everyone is available on my team except Merrill.

    Full Tilt on April 4, 2025 9:46 PM

  • Lol probably twice as many as my current lineup on here..

    Upper Decker on April 2, 2025 12:27 PM

  • “I wonder how many home runs I would have hit with a torpedo bat?” - “Big Sexy” Bartolo Colon. Tweet of the year?

    The Hopsmackers on April 2, 2025 12:15 PM

Standings as of May 15, 2025

Team Total Chg
The Hopsmackers 83.0 0.0
I'll Name This Team Later 78.5 0.5
Barely Breaking Even 74.5 2.0
Glitter Mc'Sparkle Fingers 71.0 10.0
Wacky Water Buffalo 70.5 0.0
Raffy’s Horses 67.0 2.0
Upper Decker 66.5 0.5
I Went to Driveline 66.0 1.0
Dirtbag 64.5 2.0
Changeup Willy 53.0 0.5
Full Tilt 49.0 2.0
Baba Yaga 36.5 0.5

League Commissioners

Wacky Water Buffalo