Women and Whiskey
Current Auctions
| Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
|---|---|---|
| Kody Clemens MIN 1B/2B/3B/OF L | Sun Jul 27 1:24 PM | $2 |
| Max Meyer MIA SP R 60IL | Sun Jul 27 1:24 PM | $2 |
| Michael Soroka WSN SP/RP R | Sun Jul 27 1:25 PM | $1 |
| Colt Emerson SEA A+ SS L | Sun Jul 27 1:52 PM | $1 |
| Ryan Waldschmidt ARI AA OF R | Sun Jul 27 8:32 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
| Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|
| Andres Gimenez TOR 2B L 10IL | Magic Bus | Sun Jul 27 1:44 PM | $4 |
| Luke Raley SEA 1B/OF L | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Sun Jul 27 4:39 PM | $7 |
| Kyle Leahy STL RP R | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Sun Jul 27 4:51 PM | $5 |
| Chandler Simpson TBR OF L | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Sun Jul 27 4:51 PM | $3 |
| Michael Toglia COL 1B/OF S | Pfaadt Tuesday 🏴 | Sun Jul 27 11:44 PM | $3 |
Last 10 Transactions
| Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 26 2025 11:44 PM | Pfaadt Tuesday 🏴 | Michael Toglia COL 1B/OF S $2 | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 11:28 PM | Pfaadt Tuesday 🏴 | Ethan Holliday Util N/A $8 | add |
| Jul 26 2025 4:51 PM | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Chandler Simpson TBR OF L $2 | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 4:51 PM | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Kyle Leahy STL RP R $3 | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 4:39 PM | One Hundred Years of Solitude | Luke Raley SEA 1B/OF L $4 | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 1:44 PM | Magic Bus | Andres Gimenez TOR 2B L $2 10IL | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 1:30 PM | Magic Bus | Andres Gimenez TOR 2B L $2 10IL | add |
| Jul 26 2025 11:07 AM | Sgt. Pepper | Patrick Corbin TEX SP L $3 | add |
| Jul 26 2025 6:16 AM | Babip Pecota Vorp and Eckstein LLP | Bennett Sousa HOU RP L $2 | cut |
| Jul 26 2025 4:42 AM | Babip Pecota Vorp and Eckstein LLP | Francisco Alvarez NYM C R $8 | add |
League Message Board
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Chandler Simpson....the never mentioned, ketamine addled, ner-do-well older brother of Bart.
Big Dumper Does It Again on July 18, 2025 1:32 AM
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I have cash now. Need to move a contract? Sell a prospect? Hit me up.
The Sad Finches on July 14, 2025 8:19 AM
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My law firm, BPV & E, LLP, is on the case. We will be seeking damages rest of season.
Babip Pecota Vorp and Eckstein LLP on June 7, 2025 10:47 AM
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I doubt he pays lawyers to surf the internet.
Magic Bus on June 7, 2025 10:29 AM
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I wonder how Pete Townshend's attorneys feel about your team name. Mr. Bus.
Big Dumper Does It Again on June 7, 2025 3:47 AM
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No, your name infringes on my name's Ottoneu copyright. I will refer to you as Boob Job, and you should change your name to something which creates a Magic Bust. So there.
Magic Bus on May 24, 2025 5:52 PM
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Wahhhh! (You’re welcome to change your team name to Mud Fence)
Jack Elder's Reign of Error on May 23, 2025 9:13 PM
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The guy who copied my team's name, Magic Bus, needs a new name. He calls himself Magic Bust, but just a few notice the difference. I suggest he change his team's name to Boob Job, which is essentially a magic bust. C'mon, man: change it to Boob Job!
Magic Bus on May 23, 2025 9:11 PM
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Draft today. See everyone later.
Sgt. Pepper on March 16, 2025 11:00 AM
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Draft tomorrow. 4pm e.d.t.
Sgt. Pepper on March 15, 2025 5:25 PM
Standings as of July 26, 2025
| Team | Total | Chg |
|---|---|---|
| Cleared for Takeoff | 72.0 | 0.0 |
| Jack Elder's Reign of Error | 67.0 | 1.0 |
| Magic Bus | 63.0 | 0.0 |
| StringerBias™️138 | 60.5 | 0.0 |
| The Sad Finches | 57.0 | 1.0 |
| Babip Pecota Vorp and Eckstein LLP | 56.0 | 0.0 |
| Fisher's Folly | 52.0 | 1.5 |
| Sgt. Pepper | 52.0 | 1.5 |
| Big Dumper Does It Again | 47.0 | 0.5 |
| Pfaadt Tuesday 🏴 | 35.5 | 0.5 |
| One Hundred Years of Solitude | 31.0 | 1.0 |
| Murrumbidgee Cricket Club | 31.0 | 0.0 |