Mild-Mannered Sassafrasses

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Ernie Clement TOR 1B/2B/SS/3B R  Mon Jun 30 12:01 AM $1
Charlie Morton BAL SP/RP R  Mon Jun 30 3:55 AM $1
Mick Abel PHI SP R  Mon Jun 30 3:58 AM $1
Bennett Sousa HOU RP L Mon Jun 30 4:12 AM $1
Steven Okert HOU RP L Mon Jun 30 4:13 AM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
A.J. Puk ARI RP L 60IL Chet Steadman's Grunts Mon Jun 30 1:12 PM $6
Corbin Burnes ARI SP R 60IL Chet Steadman's Grunts Mon Jun 30 1:12 PM $36
DJ Herz WSN SP L 60IL Chet Steadman's Grunts Mon Jun 30 1:12 PM $6
Garrett Mitchell MIL OF L 10IL  Chet Steadman's Grunts Mon Jun 30 1:12 PM $8

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Jun 29 2025 3:56 PM Gunnar? I hardly know her Cam Schlittler NYY AAA SP R $2 add
Jun 29 2025 3:54 PM Keep Austin Weird Porter Hodge CHC RP R $2  add
Jun 29 2025 1:12 PM Chet Steadman's Grunts Garrett Mitchell MIL OF L $4 10IL  cut
Jun 29 2025 1:12 PM Chet Steadman's Grunts A.J. Puk ARI RP L $3 60IL cut
Jun 29 2025 1:12 PM Chet Steadman's Grunts DJ Herz WSN SP L $3 60IL cut
Jun 29 2025 1:12 PM Chet Steadman's Grunts Corbin Burnes ARI SP R $18 60IL cut
Jun 28 2025 8:14 PM Very Few Stars and Mostly Scrubs Pete Alonso NYM 1B R $37  move
Jun 28 2025 8:14 PM Pizza Rats JJ Wetherholt STL AA SS L $5 move
Jun 28 2025 8:14 PM Pizza Rats Noelvi Marte CIN 3B R $3 10IL  move
Jun 28 2025 8:03 PM Gunnar? I hardly know her Kevin McGonigle DET A+ 2B/SS L $4 move

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Reminder - Draft tonight at 8:30 EDT/7:30 CDT/6:30 MDT/5:30 PDT!

    Keep Austin Weird on March 11, 2025 9:42 AM

  • Today is the deadline for offseason trades, cuts, and to renew your team for this season. Only six teams have renewed so far.

    Keep Austin Weird on January 31, 2025 9:04 AM

  • okay, I made a discord. I will message each of you a link.

    Shambling Horde of IL on February 11, 2022 11:00 AM

  • I'd like more discussion too. I'd be interested in making more trades, but it's tough to negotiate by just sending offers to teams.

    Keep Austin Weird on February 11, 2022 9:46 AM

  • I'd be interested to having a discord or more activity/discussion in the league

    Grey Area on February 11, 2022 8:33 AM

  • Ottonue has a messaging thing that you can use. I've been thinking about making a discord as well.

    Shambling Horde of IL on February 10, 2022 5:31 PM

  • Me too. I have a friend who'd be great.

    Very Few Stars and Mostly Scrubs on February 10, 2022 5:10 PM

  • I have someone who might be interested. What's the best way to get you their details?

    Grit City Grinders on February 10, 2022 4:18 PM

  • Well, we lost 3 players. which was expected. I sent everyone warnings on the deadlines approaching etc and those three never responded so Io figured they were abandoned. This remains an invitation only league, so if you know someone who would like to join let me know and I will send them an invitation.

    Shambling Horde of IL on February 10, 2022 3:05 PM

  • I paid up. Hopefully I can still play.

    Pizza Rats on February 4, 2022 1:31 AM

Standings as of June 29, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Keep Austin Weird 9113.7 61.9
Very Few Stars and Mostly Scrubs 8960.8 43.7
Happ O'Hoppe Hooray 8891.3 85.6
Teoscar Mayer Wiemer 8736.7 25.0
Linguo 8468.7 127.6
Chet Steadman's Grunts 8390.4 8.6
Mustachioed Gentlemen 8225.5 53.7
The Batsmen 8182.3 38.6
Grit City Grinders 8006.9 86.0
Yu-Tang Clan 7560.9 23.7
Grey Area 7560.3 132.1
Gunnar? I hardly know her 7185.7 71.3
Shambling Horde of IL 6620.1 18.9
Pizza Rats 6611.0 117.1

League Commissioners

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