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Armchair GMs

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
A.J. Minter NYM RP L Sun Apr 27 4:02 AM $1
Ryan Weathers MIA SP L 15IL  Sun Apr 27 2:58 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Kyren Paris LAA 2B/SS R  Hit the Kwan Sat Apr 26 4:30 PM $6
Tyler Stephenson CIN C R 10IL  Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Sat Apr 26 6:13 PM $6

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Apr 25 2025 6:13 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Tyler Stephenson CIN C R $3 10IL  cut
Apr 25 2025 4:30 PM Hit the Kwan Kyren Paris LAA 2B/SS R $3  cut
Apr 25 2025 3:57 PM Hit the Kwan Eric Wagaman MIA 1B/3B/OF R $2  add
Apr 25 2025 2:38 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Luke Keaschall MIN 2B R $6  add
Apr 25 2025 10:58 AM Hit the Kwan Agustin Ramirez MIA C/1B R $2  add
Apr 25 2025 7:51 AM Webb Gems TJ Friedl CIN OF L $5  add
Apr 24 2025 3:13 PM Hit the Kwan Colt Keith DET 2B L $4  cut
Apr 24 2025 3:11 PM Hit the Kwan Matthew Liberatore STL SP/RP L $2  add
Apr 24 2025 12:49 PM San Bernardino Baseball Club Joc Pederson TEX Util L $4  cut
Apr 24 2025 12:40 PM San Bernardino Baseball Club Jack Dreyer LAD RP L $3 add

League Message Board

All Messages

  • Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀

    Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM

  • We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
    To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!

    Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.

    Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM

  • Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?

    Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM

  • we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
    Here's the steps to join:
    1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
    2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
    3. Click on an available Join button
    4. Provide password when asked: armchair

    Hit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM

  • Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!

    Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM

  • Announcements:
    1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
    2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)

    A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.

    Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

  • Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations

    8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!

    Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM

  • Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
    1. The end of Franchise Tagging
    2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
    3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason

    I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.

    Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM

  • New poll to finalize on franchise tagging ruling and to review proposed new rules: https://web.polly.ai/ezwrey

    Hit the Kwan on October 18, 2024 1:21 PM

Standings as of April 25, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Hit the Kwan 3083.4 102.1
Xmas Carroll 2885.5 118.3
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums 2854.6 69.6
Webb Gems 2759.9 20.5
The Boyds of Summer 2753.8 30.5
Akron Groomsmen 2720.7 20.3
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher 2651.0 57.6
San Bernardino Baseball Club 2526.2 106.9
Laminated Cats 2508.1 35.5
PTBNL 2321.0 53.9
The Catcher and the Fly 2210.2 12.7
It Ain’t Deer Season 1720.2 84.5

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