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Armchair GMs

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Gabriel Arias CLE 2B/SS/3B R 10IL  Sun Jul 20 8:29 AM $2
Will Benson CIN OF L  Sun Jul 20 11:37 AM $2

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Michael Conforto LAD OF L  Hit the Kwan Sat Jul 19 11:33 AM $2
Brandon Walter HOU SP/RP L Hit the Kwan Sat Jul 19 11:33 AM $3
Ben Joyce LAA RP R 60IL Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Sat Jul 19 2:02 PM $3
Jake Burger TEX 1B/3B R 10IL  Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Sat Jul 19 2:02 PM $4
Heston Kjerstad BAL AAA OF L Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Sat Jul 19 2:02 PM $4

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Jul 18 2025 2:02 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Jake Burger TEX 1B/3B R $2 10IL  cut
Jul 18 2025 2:02 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Heston Kjerstad BAL AAA OF L $2 cut
Jul 18 2025 2:02 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Ben Joyce LAA RP R $2 60IL cut
Jul 18 2025 11:33 AM Hit the Kwan Brandon Walter HOU SP/RP L $2 cut
Jul 18 2025 11:33 AM Hit the Kwan Michael Conforto LAD OF L $1  cut
Jul 18 2025 10:36 AM Hit the Kwan Michael Conforto LAD OF L $1  add
Jul 18 2025 10:36 AM Hit the Kwan Brandon Pfaadt ARI SP R $4 add
Jul 17 2025 11:25 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Ben Joyce LAA RP R $2 60IL add
Jul 17 2025 11:25 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Jake Burger TEX 1B/3B R $2 10IL  add
Jul 17 2025 11:25 PM Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums Heston Kjerstad BAL AAA OF L $2 add

League Message Board

All Messages

  • I am looking to trade Dylan. I have gotten offers. I am gonna decide whose I want by Sunday. send me offers if you want.

    pink fluffy unicorns poop on July 2, 2025 8:47 PM

  • Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀

    Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM

  • We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
    To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!

    Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.

    Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM

  • Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?

    Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM

  • we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
    Here's the steps to join:
    1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
    2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
    3. Click on an available Join button
    4. Provide password when asked: armchair

    Hit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM

  • Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!

    Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM

  • Announcements:
    1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
    2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)

    A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.

    Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

  • Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations

    8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!

    Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM

  • Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
    1. The end of Franchise Tagging
    2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
    3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason

    I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.

    Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM

Standings as of July 18, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Webb Gems 11550.7 75.9
Hit the Kwan 11383.8 58.4
Akron Groomsmen 11373.4 25.4
The Boyds of Summer 10735.0 14.1
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher 10603.2 40.7
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums 10440.4 36.8
Xmas Carroll 9591.7 77.6
Laminated Cats 8976.3 27.8
San Bernardino Baseball Club 8387.0 4.8
PTBNL 8146.5 35.7
pink fluffy unicorns poop 6747.7 16.1
The Catcher and the Fly 6041.9 4.8

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