Trade Deadline: Sunday, August 31, 2025
Armchair GMs
Current Auctions
Name | End Time | Min. Bid |
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Carson Benge NYM AA OF L | Fri Aug 8 1:28 PM | $1 |
Isaac Collins MIL 2B/OF S | Fri Aug 8 4:05 PM | $1 |
Brandon Sproat NYM AAA SP R | Fri Aug 8 6:35 PM | $1 |
Players on Waivers
Name | Cut By | Claim Deadline | Salary |
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Nestor Cortes SDP SP L | Hit the Kwan | Fri Aug 8 11:31 AM | $2 |
Max Kepler PHI OF L | The Boyds of Summer | Sat Aug 9 4:01 AM | $1 |
Last 10 Transactions
Transaction Date | Team | Player | Transaction |
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Aug 8 2025 6:19 AM | pink fluffy unicorns poop | Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L $3 | add |
Aug 8 2025 4:01 AM | The Boyds of Summer | Max Kepler PHI OF L $1 | cut |
Aug 8 2025 2:59 AM | The Boyds of Summer | Bailey Ober MIN SP R $3 | add |
Aug 7 2025 11:31 AM | Hit the Kwan | Nestor Cortes SDP SP L $1 | cut |
Aug 7 2025 10:34 AM | Hit the Kwan | Joey Cantillo CLE SP/RP L $3 | add |
Aug 7 2025 6:18 AM | ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher | Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L $3 | cut |
Aug 7 2025 5:33 AM | The Boyds of Summer | David Robertson PHI AAA RP R $1 | cut |
Aug 7 2025 4:01 AM | San Bernardino Baseball Club | Shane Bieber TOR SP/RP R $4 60IL | move |
Aug 7 2025 4:01 AM | The Boyds of Summer | Kodai Senga NYM SP R $24 | move |
Aug 6 2025 5:52 PM | pink fluffy unicorns poop | Zac Veen COL AAA OF L $1 | cut |
League Message Board
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I am looking to trade Dylan. I have gotten offers. I am gonna decide whose I want by Sunday. send me offers if you want.
pink fluffy unicorns poop on July 2, 2025 8:47 PM
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Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀
Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM
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We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM
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Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.
Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM
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Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM
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we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
Here's the steps to join:
1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
3. Click on an available Join button
4. Provide password when asked: armchairHit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM
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Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!
Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM
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Announcements:
1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)
A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM
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Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations
8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM
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Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
1. The end of Franchise Tagging
2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason
I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM
Standings as of August 7, 2025
Team | Pts | Chg |
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Webb Gems | 13727.9 | 25.7 |
Hit the Kwan | 13487.6 | 32.4 |
Akron Groomsmen | 13342.1 | 41.8 |
The Boyds of Summer | 12683.7 | 59.2 |
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums | 12220.3 | 12.7 |
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher | 12208.9 | 12.6 |
Xmas Carroll | 11247.8 | 12.9 |
Laminated Cats | 10804.5 | 5.1 |
San Bernardino Baseball Club | 9944.2 | 35.2 |
PTBNL | 9511.6 | 23.1 |
pink fluffy unicorns poop | 8297.1 | 2.4 |
The Catcher and the Fly | 7018.5 | 36.7 |