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Trade Deadline: Sunday, August 31, 2025

A trade has been accepted between ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher and pink fluffy unicorns poop

Armchair GMs

Current Auctions

NameEnd TimeMin. Bid
Carson Benge NYM AA OF L Fri Aug 8 1:28 PM $1
Isaac Collins MIL 2B/OF S  Fri Aug 8 4:05 PM $1
Brandon Sproat NYM AAA SP R Fri Aug 8 6:35 PM $1

Players on Waivers

Claim

Name Cut By Claim Deadline Salary
Nestor Cortes SDP SP L  Hit the Kwan Fri Aug 8 11:31 AM $2
Max Kepler PHI OF L  The Boyds of Summer Sat Aug 9 4:01 AM $1

Last 10 Transactions

All Transactions

Transaction Date Team Player Transaction
Aug 8 2025 6:19 AM pink fluffy unicorns poop Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L $3 add
Aug 8 2025 4:01 AM The Boyds of Summer Max Kepler PHI OF L $1  cut
Aug 8 2025 2:59 AM The Boyds of Summer Bailey Ober MIN SP R $3  add
Aug 7 2025 11:31 AM Hit the Kwan Nestor Cortes SDP SP L $1  cut
Aug 7 2025 10:34 AM Hit the Kwan Joey Cantillo CLE SP/RP L $3  add
Aug 7 2025 6:18 AM ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher Mason Montgomery TBR SP/RP L $3 cut
Aug 7 2025 5:33 AM The Boyds of Summer David Robertson PHI AAA RP R $1 cut
Aug 7 2025 4:01 AM San Bernardino Baseball Club Shane Bieber TOR SP/RP R $4 60IL  move
Aug 7 2025 4:01 AM The Boyds of Summer Kodai Senga NYM SP R $24  move
Aug 6 2025 5:52 PM pink fluffy unicorns poop Zac Veen COL AAA OF L $1 cut

League Message Board

All Messages

  • I am looking to trade Dylan. I have gotten offers. I am gonna decide whose I want by Sunday. send me offers if you want.

    pink fluffy unicorns poop on July 2, 2025 8:47 PM

  • Another reminder that our draft is back and the he click is moving on all nominations! 😀

    Hit the Kwan on March 4, 2025 10:15 AM

  • We should be set - we are in “Sleep Mode” meaning all timers are paused but you can go set bids. I’ll also take this opportunity to update our rosters in Ottoneu.
    To make sure any additional bugs are resolved before we fully start we’ll restart countdown on players at 9am EST!

    Hit the Kwan on March 3, 2025 5:18 PM

  • Yes, the site is down. Harold sent a message in slack. He will have to reset some things once the site is working again.

    Webb Gems on March 2, 2025 11:13 PM

  • Anyone else having an issue getting to the couch manager website?

    Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums on March 2, 2025 10:52 PM

  • we got a draft room setup for y'all to join and I'll be honest with y'all - this is a feature rich draft platform with a HORRIBLE user interface - be forewarned lol
    Here's the steps to join:
    1. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/ and either Sign Up or Log in
    2. Go to https://www.couchmanagers.com/auctions/index.php?auction_id=979
    3. Click on an available Join button
    4. Provide password when asked: armchair

    Hit the Kwan on February 23, 2025 9:06 PM

  • Don’t forget today is the roster deadline - get those trades and cuts made before 11:59pm EST!

    Hit the Kwan on January 31, 2025 4:38 PM

  • Announcements:
    1. Trade and cut deadline is JAN 31 at 11:59pm EST
    2. Renewals are also due by JAN 31 (8/12 managers are already renewed)

    A reminder that any trade accepted tomorrow will still be allowed but will process past the cut deadline, meaning you will not be able to cut any players that you accept a trade for tomorrow.

    Hit the Kwan on January 30, 2025 10:29 AM

  • Arbitration ends TOMORROW - here are our current stats from looking at: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/1013/allocations

    8/12 managers have finished allocated dollars - let's get to 12/12!

    Hit the Kwan on November 13, 2024 2:56 PM

  • Everyone: we have 8/12 managers feedback and with the added comment from Ben Morrow we currently have:
    1. The end of Franchise Tagging
    2. YES on trying some form of Slow Draft
    3. NO on restricting bidding on MLB draft players midseason

    I want to make sure we’re all on board with these changes so I’ll give us until end of day October 22nd for anyone who wants to voice opposition.

    Hit the Kwan on October 21, 2024 6:13 PM

Standings as of August 7, 2025

Team Pts Chg
Webb Gems 13727.9 25.7
Hit the Kwan 13487.6 32.4
Akron Groomsmen 13342.1 41.8
The Boyds of Summer 12683.7 59.2
Ramblin’ Bunch of Bums 12220.3 12.7
ThereIsNoSuchThingAsAHealthyPitcher 12208.9 12.6
Xmas Carroll 11247.8 12.9
Laminated Cats 10804.5 5.1
San Bernardino Baseball Club 9944.2 35.2
PTBNL 9511.6 23.1
pink fluffy unicorns poop 8297.1 2.4
The Catcher and the Fly 7018.5 36.7

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