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Spanky up to #24 on the Global Leaderboard. Dominance.
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Prior to this season, I stated that I thought I had a plan to build a team that would contend this year. I’m an idiot. Jurickson Profar is my best offensive player, comfortably.
Dr. Shower on
July 1, 2022 6:54 AM
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I’m gonna let you guys in on a little secret: Graham Ashcroft eats tons and tons of shit
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You are face, face?
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IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!
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In the immortal words of Mr. Dr. Shower's father, "Can't we all just get along??"
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Fake news
Shep on
June 29, 2022 2:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBUzGFN0OY
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Tough to believe you, Luke.
Shep on
June 29, 2022 2:31 PM
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Shep, what are you talking about? I haven't made you any offers this year. In the 2 deals I've made made with Lew, I proposed the first trade (2 prospects for RP Diaz), but he proposed to me on the 2nd trade (Kershaw) and I simply accepted. Plus you already made a similar statement on June 4, so I got it the first time but chose to stay quiet. Get your facts straight before you utter such nonsense.
2uke on
June 29, 2022 2:08 PM
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It’s that time of year I normally start to sell. A $100 bet with Smallz is holding me back this year but if you’re interested in Blackman, Boegarts, Bregman, or Castillo, I’m looking for 2023 ready prospects. Offers welcome from all but Luke. I’ve seen those offers and, unlike Lew, I’m not interested.
Shep on
June 29, 2022 12:05 PM
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Winker will now forever be a Kerr in our loins. Winker, Rich Hill, Lucas Duda, and Matt Joyce. That's the best 4 Horsemen since Flair, Anderson, Wyndham, and Blanchard. #AmyBack? #Nah
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Dome is fiercely loyal, but even he has a breaking point. Five consecutive starts at negative PPI appears to be the line.
Dr. Shower on
June 28, 2022 2:45 PM
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Prayers up for Bryce. I know Snell did that shit on purpose. Jagoff. Injury bug biting Spanky in a big way. May need to wheel & deal.
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The royals have called up Italian breakfast!!!!! Good thing DOME loves breakfast #sunmerofdome
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Jesse Winker making Drew a proud manager...https://twitter.com/BaseballQuotes1/status/1541160868397842432?t=6PyuDYu1ZUl2XRFuxr0vUA&s=19
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Some will call me a mirage, but starting Javier and Cole yesterday in that 3-0 masterpiece and getting some offense to boot looks like a GM of the year type day #summerofdome
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Dr shower gets it. Dome gonna give it to ya! Respectfully of course. #summerofdome
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Less than 36 hours until the #SummerOfDome is officially underway. So look out Laser! He’s coming for fifth place, respectfully, & it’s going to take far more than sharing a name with an original American Gladiator to stop what’s coming for you. Now maybe if Bobby V mistakenly called you Nitro, things would be different, but Dome is here to collect paperweights & take 5th place. And we’re all out of paperweights. #5thPlaceWorldChamp #SummerOfDome
Dr. Shower on
June 19, 2022 3:25 PM
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Shower just took murdered Amy. #Dead
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I’m not sure if everybody in the league knows about this, and I’m a little trepidatious about sharing the story but it was revealed to me during negotiations with Commissioner Jimmy, that he & his wife I’ve actually been together for 24 years. It wasn’t always easy being a young couple in love but they were able to navigate the roughest of waters thanks for their shared devotion to raising their first son, Bryson Stott.
Dr. Shower on
June 18, 2022 5:28 PM
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savage. dome is loyal. but he is getting better #summerofdome
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Laser, on the other hand, maybe I should listen.
Dr. Shower on
June 18, 2022 4:46 PM
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I love the logic on this board. I shouldn’t trade assets that I’m certain not to keep & don’t fit into a roster build for any pieces that I *might* be about to keep if they break out or return to old form. Here’s the reality… I know it’s a shit deal, but it’s the best deal available to me because everyone other than 2uke treats their roster as though it’s made from their own sperm. As the former one-time world champion (nine years ago 😂) I don’t need advice from a never-was SAHD.
Dr. Shower on
June 18, 2022 4:45 PM
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My AAAA infielder is worth 12 PPG since coming over. Also, I still have SP who are young and aren’t made of paper mache if anyone else wants to get in on this.
Dr. Shower on
June 18, 2022 7:11 AM
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Love how drew made a separate unrelated comment in the middle of the chain then two days later caught up.
Laser Show on
June 17, 2022 10:03 PM
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Jesus, Lewis. That's the closest you'll see to a bad trade for one side being so bad that it raises the 'collusion' word. You're in midseason form, for sure. #AmyBitter#Yes
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I figured I owed you that much.
Dr. Shower on
June 16, 2022 1:25 AM
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Fair enough. I’ll accept the extra dollar you gave me on the paddock claim as an apology.
Laser Show on
June 15, 2022 10:20 PM
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You might be right. But in my experience you only get a rejection from most and never a counter or a discussion. Being willing to communicate is 2uke’s Lukehole this time.
Dr. Shower on
June 15, 2022 10:05 PM
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Kerrs may end up firing Amy. #Fuck
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Two 5 point/inning starters for a quad a infielder and the 102nd ranked prospect…seems like you could have done better cutting them.
Laser Show on
June 15, 2022 7:48 PM
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Someone can use those innings, King Laser. I cannot. If there’s an issue, I’d check with everyone else who refuses to try to better their rosters.
Dr. Shower on
June 15, 2022 7:40 PM
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Lewis….
Laser Show on
June 15, 2022 6:23 PM
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Despite my pitching, the summer of dome continues. GM of the year? I gotta think so. #summerofdome
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Pitchers suck
And blow
#AmyTaughtThemWell
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Blumpkins I respect your commitment to crushing your IP cap with sub 4 P/IP innings. You're not going to be able to finish last if that is what you are after. My offense will see to that.
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Love MEN DICK.
Always have.
#AmyKnows
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Want is a strong word…
Empty Stats on
June 14, 2022 4:01 PM
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I made a mistake selecting a Phillie reliever at the draft. I pity the fool that wants Knebel.
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And also let me tell you guys, you know what warm gets you? Yeah you know #summerofdome
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Let me tell you, you don’t get to where I am (a 9th place fantasy baseball team) by having a warm heart.
Empty Stats on
June 14, 2022 1:36 PM
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Smallz, you should definitely NOT put in a waiver claim on Buehler. Do not add him for $41. Seriously, don't do it.
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Turtle has no soul. To cut BABY LUPLOW, just when he finally got to play alongside his father, LUPLOW, in real life, is just evil. A pox on your house, sir.
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Face is the only guy whose advice I’d want less than my own. Therefore, Walker Buehler will be just fine.
Dr. Shower on
June 14, 2022 9:09 AM
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Strasburg is the new enemy of the Empties, replacing Tyler O’Neil (still a bum), for coming back and throwing 4.1 awful innings and immediately going back on the IL. #emptiesILsquad
Empty Stats on
June 13, 2022 10:03 PM
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He'll try the rest and rehab approach just to have TJS in spring '23.
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No loyalty. Buehler kicked to the curb like yesterday's trash. Bet Cosby docks pay for bathroom breaks and doles out "1 hour Bereavement Pay". His Employee Handbook states "People die. Get over it." Then again, if Walker didn't wank so hard as to hurt himself, he wouldn't be in this position.
#AmyNeedsToShowHimHowIt'sDone
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Flukey night for Cole. Dome is used to these blow ups yet continues to crush it. It’s only a matter of time until I overtake shep (respectfully) again. The weather is warmer and frankly so is dome. #summerofdome
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2uke on
June 9, 2022 10:04 PM
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