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If anyone talks to Lasser, have him call his former good friend, law school classmate, and overall fun guy, Amy Kerr. Thank you. #IMissNason
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I'm good for the Draft date. Would like all o be in attendance. It's a good time. #Amy
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Trade block updated
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A man can dream, Face!
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3/25 is ideal for me as my child will be a month old by then. I'll still likely be a zombie, but maybe that is the change up I need to have a good draft for once!
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No need to pay dues yet but happy to serve as the bank when that time comes. The monies due that Shep references are the site fees which if not paid may abandon your team.
The draft date works for me. We can get a place reserved once we have consensus on date.
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I have them all on a spreadsheet and organized by topic just for this very type of technological glitch
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If I do that then I'll have to ask CATDOME for all his Aboriginal Pygmie Trans website passwords again and I'm not going thru that hassle
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Clear your internet history, delete your cookies and cache and all that...
Are we still giving league dues to the same PayPal as last year?
2uke on
January 16, 2023 12:24 PM
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Had to reset my PP password and now Ottoneu PP system doesn't recognize my password. At a loss here...
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Hey all!
Two things - first don’t forget to reup your ottoneu membership by January 30.
Second - We are looking to do the draft on March 25 at 2:00 pm. Opening day is March 30. Same place as previous years. Quit your bitching and make reservations.
Shep on
January 16, 2023 11:36 AM
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Recently realized that this season is the 10th anniversary of my very random championship season. In honor of the 2013 team, we will be naming honorary team captains, nWoites (as the franchise’s name was nWo at this time), each month of the upcoming season: April - Josh Donaldson. May - Shin Soo Choo. June - Luis Avilan. July - Carlos Quentin. August - Tanner Scheppers. September - Nate McLouth. October - Jason Kubel. Each one of these champions will be honored throughout the season. #4life
Dr. Shower on
January 8, 2023 9:44 AM
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Likely to cut Lux, eloy and montas. If anyone is interested send me an offer.
Laser Show on
January 5, 2023 8:17 PM
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I’m always open for business. Here you help you get cheaper. Happy New Year.
Dr. Shower on
January 1, 2023 9:00 AM
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He’s still a pussy.
Dr. Shower on
December 28, 2022 10:12 AM
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https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/93/playercard?id=5594
2uke on
December 27, 2022 6:51 PM
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Your old pal CATDOME is also open for business and will hem and haw as he normally does with trades but is open to offers
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I am a bit heavy on pitchers that I am not inclined to cut. Anyone interested in trading bats for pitching send me an offer.
Laser Show on
December 23, 2022 11:35 AM
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/35295977/source-carlos-correa-agrees-12-year-315m-deal-mets
2uke on
December 21, 2022 6:12 AM
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Shep has him pencilled in for a platoon role next year. Don’t tell him the big secret.
Dr. Shower on
December 12, 2022 10:33 AM
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$62 for 7 ppg wasn't that awful
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You just wanted to bookend his transaction history?
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Welcome back Albert. You were my first terrible decision. Unfortunately, not close to the last.
Shep on
December 10, 2022 1:17 PM
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Off-season 2023, the year the Kerrs turned Winker into Winkle and sent him packing.
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They'll remember the offseason and Draft of 2023 as the turning point of the Kerrs. Pitching staff largely intact and good enough to compete (provided I draft 2 or possibly 3 elite bullpen arms). Now, Kerrs must scoff at the shiny new toys like Torkelson or the middling career path of a Jesse Winkle. Kerrs want producers: either you're elite and I pay you top dollar. Or, you're overproducing your salary. No in-between. No more of this #possiblyLast shit and bunking w/ Face in standings.
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Friday
Dr. Shower on
November 16, 2022 8:11 AM
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When is the Draft?
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Let’s all trade our players to each other.
Dr. Shower on
November 15, 2022 12:32 PM
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Thank you all for arbitrating—enjoy the off-season!
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I love arbitrating. As the Flutag winner, I do respect the GM of the Year’s strategy of having a roster so undesirable that everyone only allocates $1 to their squad. I still have much to learn. Chess > Checkers.
Dr. Shower on
October 16, 2022 9:18 AM
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Outstanding work on the wrap ups. I wish we could all live in a house and they would film it and then put it on tv and so many people would just watch us exist. I feel like I’d watch it. I feel like I’m onto something here. What a summer of dome
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Well done Jimmy. Just so everyone knows I’m also a commissioner and because of that fact the caris brothers and the Warriors fan quit. So, you’re welcome. Congrats Luke. Your domination is annoyingly impressive.
Shep on
October 11, 2022 9:42 PM
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Thank you fellas... And those were some great season-ending summaries, very well done.
2uke on
October 11, 2022 9:31 PM
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Payouts are as follows: 1st, 2uke, $500. 2nd, Sluggo, $300. 3rd, Shutdown, $200 ($100 owed, non-payment of dues), 4th, Laser $100, 5th, Cosby $100. Arbitration starts Saturday, 10/15, I trust you will do your part in working to dismantle 2uke’s dynasty. Go Phillies, Go Birds. Godspeed y’all.
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STILL NEVER LAST lived up to his aim, no matter how low, and are awarded the co-branded Johnsonville™ Cialis™ Limp Dick 🌭🌭honors, after showing an ability to get it up from 12th on June 1st to 7th at the finish line but unable to raise the flag any higher than half mast. Country Blumpkins is awarded the Joey Gallo Grown In Idaho™ Potato 🥔 award for an utterly bland and unremarkable season fluctuating between 7th and 8th. We’re glad you’re here!
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Shep captured the 9/11 Memorial Never Forget Epic Collapse™ award, plummeting from 6th at the All Star Break to a 10th place finish. Empty Stats, in his 1st season as GM, stuffed the box📦 score too infrequently, but managed to finish 9th above Shower, Shep, and perennial GM of the year, Andrew Smalley, #PossiblyLast, who is awarded the Elephant Never Forgets™ award for fewest days setting his lineup and least number of accumulated ABs.
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The Body Armor™ Recovery🛡award goes to SUMMER OF DOME ☀️👙⛱, who climbed from the last place in standings on May 1st to coast to an uncontested 6th place finish. Finishing out of the money, his plans to host the 7th Annual “Under 21 & Over 250 Mennonite Quilting Olympics” have been postponed. In his inaugural 2nd GM stint, Dr. Shower 🚿earned Red Bull™ Flugtag Worst in Flight ✈️ honors, chalking the weakest points performance his league has seen since 2014. Do better.
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Operation Shutdown ran with the Big Dogs™ 🦴for a while, but ultimately realized it was safer on the porch, and settled in with a respectable 3rd place finish, good for #41 on the Global rankings. Laser showed No Fear™, steadily gaining ground on yours truly to claim the #4 spot, as Cosby’s Sleepers sputtered to close out the money spots despite several (successful) deadline acquisitions. Laser’s accomplishment is a moral one, as 4th & 5th place payouts are the same 😎.
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Another memorable season in the books! Undeterred by the early front-running 🏃🏾♀️ by Spanky & Sluggo, 2uke slowly mounted 🐎another steady climb to the top of the Ottobros leaderboard🏆. Make no mistake, these were both incredible seasons, as S&S finished #17 overall in the Ottoneu Global Leaderboard, and 2uke finished an absurd #3 in total FanGraphs points throughout the entire ottoneu universe. I look forward to assigning max allocations to both of your teams. 💸💸💸
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Nice season TJ. Did I win money? Did we not pay out yet because Smalley still owes?
Laser Show on
October 11, 2022 9:20 PM
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Steven Wilson has gone back to resume his music career and requested his release. I honored that decision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYewhiaVBk
2uke on
October 7, 2022 12:58 PM
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Fucking ruthless. Steven Wilson didn't even get his ring yet and he's being cut by the Champs. I hope to be like TJ when I grow up.....
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They were locked yesterday for a time period, I guess to avoid waiver claims which has been a problem in the past.
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Rosters aren’t locked. Smalley just doesn’t have his heart in it this year.
Dr. Shower on
October 6, 2022 7:19 PM
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Don't fall for the ruse, Dome.
Shep on
October 6, 2022 11:37 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBUzGFN0OY
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Had a fun first year. Empties about to put on a clinic in on how to rebuild. #7thplacehereicum
Empty Stats on
October 6, 2022 10:43 AM
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Seriously, nice job in beating our asses again. Looking forward to getting some of my $$ back from you next year. If we don't vote to kick you out by then....
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Who's TJ?
Shep on
October 6, 2022 10:38 AM
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Congrats 2uke (not Luke) on taking food outta my grandbabies mouths...again. Hope you can live with yourself knowing that these childrens will never know the comfort of a warm meal or heat in our shack ever again. "G-Paps, why can't we have hot cocoa?" "Well, little ones, that bastard 2uke (not Luke) keeps taking $$ outta my pocket to feed his ego addiction. He NEVER lets anyone else enjoy the spoils the OttoBros reap." Hope everyone has wonderful Holidays, except TJ, yo
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