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Cutting Snell one of the more smooth-brained roster moves of the last decade.
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My bench is amazing #gmoftheyear
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Amy is 3rd over the last 30 days. Just making sure everyone is aware. Lot of baseball to be played. Injuries will pop up. Players will slump. Lot of baseball left. #AmyComing
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I bid like $12 on Snell and didn’t sniff him. Great pickup. Still can’t fathom dropping him. Must’ve been Blumkins or Face. #AmyComing
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Also fuck Blake Snell
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Was shocked to find out I was above you in that category. My offense is cratering #headingtothebottom #hopingtoavoidlast
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The only team that has scored fewer points than I over the last 30 days is Shep.
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Votto > Vlad
2uke on
June 23, 2023 9:36 PM
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Vlad finally homered. Will wonders never cease?
#AmyLovesGuysGoinDeep
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Update: Bassitt did not bet back on track. #Amy #Jimmy
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My bench is really feeling it tonight. If anyone needs catchers I have four of them now. I don’t need to carry four.
Dr. Shower on
June 23, 2023 8:00 PM
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Surely TONIGHT is the night that Bassitt gets back on track!
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Also blumpkins is fascinated with stiffs. Playing in a sim league with him I vomit with the amount of players on his team who may not even be real mlb players. I own Roman Quinn begrudgingly to be fair
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If you review the past 7 day performance you will see dome is second and over the past 30 days done is fourth in total points. No collapse. You’d certainly be able to argue that it is the summer of dome featuring dr shower.
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Big Day for the Big CatDome. That Marlins pitcher shoved against the Bucs. #StillCollapsing
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Volpe stinks. I do slot him in as my starting SS everyday, however
Shep on
June 22, 2023 3:49 PM
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He can't be. I've been told Volpe is a "Professional .190 hitter". That makes him their best hitter, right??
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Billy McKinney is currently the best yanks hitter. Not saying much, but just sayin’
Shep on
June 22, 2023 3:34 PM
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A main point of contention between DOME and I has to do with what he would call a Stiff and what I would call a Serviceable Player. We agree to disagree on the need of these types of players as I feel they provide a purpose for any contending team. He feels they are not worth the time and effort. While I do respect his baseball acumen I feel you need to try to catch lightning when you can. But I would NEVER in a million years put up for auction a BILLY FUCKING MCKINNEY. #EvenAmyKnowsBetter
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Ongoing
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Who won the feud between Blumkins and Dome? Or is it still ongoing? Please say the latter. #Amy
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More like pavin stiff.
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Mr. Dr. Shower dropping BABY LUPLOW, Pavin Smith, for the octogenarian Votto is disgraceful. A pox on your camel, sir. It's somewhat reassuring knowing that he still gets a ring if you win it all.
#NoLoyalty #AmyHasGreatHumps
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Dome passed face and moved up in the standings. I don’t see dome collapsing.
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Embarrassing, Blumkins. You're about to join Shep in the basement. Nobody should want to join Shep in the basement. Getting late early for Shep. #DomeIsCollapsing
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It takes a lot of skill and effort to accumulate damn near 0 points on a full schedule of games. Looking forward to accepting my Participation Medal at the Draft, if I'm asked to return after that dismal performance.
#AmyIsUsedToMyDismalPerformances
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Confirmed
Dr. Shower on
June 20, 2023 9:43 PM
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The only thing I disagree with concerning that statement is the huge cock. Too many people have seen it and know otherwise. #Amy
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Pulling from a dome comment from the past: That would be the kerrs. This league would be nothing without him and I respect his huge cock.
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It's a Dollar Store Christmas in Dr. ShowerLand!!!
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Someone trade with Amy. The more he’s on the boards the better the league is.
Dr. Shower on
June 20, 2023 9:48 AM
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3B available. Looking for MIF. Slide. #Amy #MakingMoves #YouWantedMeInvolved #ImNowInvolved
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Catcher available. Slide in my DMs. #Amy
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Henry Davis. Welcome to The Show. You are a Fighting Kerr first, a Pirate second, and an American third. You are now part of a venerable tradition. Following in the footsteps of a young $1 Mike Trout, a roided up Josh Donaldson, a fragile pussy like Rich Hill, a young George Springer, and the one-season great, Jesse fucking Winker, and a brief and too-short career of Ohtani (the scout who advised that trade is now in a Russia prison w/ a Ukraine flag on his wall). Play like a champion. #Amy
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Lot of baseball left. Except for Shep. It's getting late early for Shep.
Also, will someone emerge from the brawl at the bottom? Just a bunch of suck vs suck down here. I'm rooting for Laser Show. I like the way hes handled all the injuries. Also don't like the chirping chips from Shower. #DomeIsCollapsing
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I’m sure if we check the archives, this comment is made annually, but I can’t remember a time where 1-7 are this jammed up this deep into the season.
Dr. Shower on
June 18, 2023 6:46 PM
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Was wondering when The Terrorist was gonna make an appearance on the Auction Block.
#AmyLovesJihad
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Already doing sprinting and bases work, Face. He's gonna give me two good months before he retires w/ Amy. He was part of the shocking 2nd Place a couple years ago. He's gonna be introduce to the Kerr's HOF. #Amy #MakingMoves
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Amy must see a future in which Brantley plays a game.
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Only dome is a panopticon
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Smart move on Waino, Blumkins. My mistake. Amy can't see everything.
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2uke (not Luke), I think you've answered your own question. #AmySeesVoicesAndSmellsColors
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Austin Meadows is still having mental issues. Is he a cloon?
2uke on
June 14, 2023 11:45 AM
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As #Amy is used to disappointment from me, Waino was eligible for a Cap reduction. So he will not be allowed into the clubhouse. He is an available cloon.
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Blumkins w/ the Waino pick up! Look out above! #Blumkins
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@2uke I’ve sat him for two of his stellar outings and eaten all the negative ones; he had a sub-2 pt/ip “In Lineup” stat line for me and I think that doesn’t take into account tonight’s game (against the ORIOLES) Someone else is welcome to try and figure him out FML
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golden knights
2uke on
June 13, 2023 10:57 PM
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Bassitt is interesting...he'll put up 40, 50, or 60 like it's nothing, then he'll give you a -20 or -30.
2uke on
June 13, 2023 10:47 PM
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Bassitt is available.
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Some would say dome isn’t watching: but frankly dome is a panopticon
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