• Remember, if you do watch the porn -- Do Not Touch Your Face...………...

  Twink on March 29, 2020 9:46 AM

• Remember, wash your hands after...

  Twink on March 26, 2020 10:35 AM

• Gotta keep a sense of humor! A week after I found my wife on my couch, they say we should masturbate, instead of having sex. Back to my porn idea.

  Guts on March 23, 2020 11:23 PM

• Day 4 without baseball. Found a lady sitting on my couch. Says she's my wife. Seems nice.

  Guts on March 16, 2020 4:29 PM

• You can watch porn, but I think you are required to wear a full-body prophylactic while doing so, a la Naked Gun.

  ulick on March 14, 2020 2:32 PM

• I thought of porn, but I'm not even supposed to shake hands anymore.

  Guts on March 14, 2020 1:42 PM

• Bummer about the MLB spring training cancellation and season delay. What am I going to watch now?

  Guts on March 14, 2020 1:34 PM

• There was a mistake in the Judge waiver pick-up, so I just removed him from the Hounds and put him back up for auction. The minimum bid is $22--not $1 as listed. Thanks all!

  ulick on March 10, 2020 11:55 AM

• agreed, that was not good! I'm in rebuild mode if anyone wants to trade young talent for established players.

  La Cocoa on March 3, 2020 11:30 AM

• I don't know how I could have screwed up my draft more. If anyone is looking for some financial flexibility, I will gladly take on a large contract for a good hitter!

  Northern Rage on March 3, 2020 9:50 AM

• Three hours! And, I didn'i run out of beer! Dave, Ernie, Rob, Richard, Jon, and Nick don't believe me, though. They know me too well. Great draft again. Thanks to all.

  Guts on March 3, 2020 1:34 AM

• Happy draft day fellas!

  Northern Rage on March 2, 2020 2:11 PM

• Damn, Average Joe, that was a hell of a purge!

  Northern Rage on January 31, 2020 1:21 PM

• Draft day ok with the twink. Go NINERS...…………….

  Twink on January 31, 2020 5:40 AM

• March 2nd is good for me Commish. Thanks

  Northern Rage on January 30, 2020 9:42 AM

• Also, I didn't receive any complaints or concerns, so I am going to set the auction for Monday, March 2nd, at 7pm PST. If this doesn't work for you, please let me know ASAP. Thanks! Dave

  ulick on January 28, 2020 3:06 PM

• One last reminder that Friday is the keeper deadline! Looks like most people have already made their cuts, but just wanted to let the stragglers know.

  ulick on January 28, 2020 3:05 PM

• How does Monday, 3/2, at 7pm PST sound to you all? Is that too late for you all back East? Let me know what you think ASAP. Thanks all! Dave

  ulick on January 24, 2020 3:26 PM

• Just a reminder that you need to cut all of the players that you aren't keeping on 1/31. After that, our rosters freeze until we have the auction, which I am hoping to have at the very beginning of March.

  ulick on January 24, 2020 3:25 PM

• 2020

  Stuff Plus Models on January 21, 2020 12:21 PM

• Happy New Year to all and I am stoked to be apart of this league with all of you awesome owners! March can't get here soon enough!

  HMBWrotwylers on January 12, 2020 11:45 AM

• Happy New Year!

  Guts on January 1, 2020 4:48 PM

• GMs, wishing you and yours a very happy, healthy 2020!

  Northern Rage on January 1, 2020 1:35 PM

• Merry Christmas to all!!! Welcome Nick and John! Two worthy competitors from my past FBL days.

  Guts on December 25, 2019 6:14 PM

• Happy holidays! Just wanted to let you know that John is taking over the Rookie of the Year franchise, so we're all set for next year. Welcome aboard John! The keeper deadline is 1/31. When that is coming up, I'll send out a league e-mail and start looking at auction dates (probably in early March). Otherwise, trading is open until then when you get sick of or knocked out your fantasy football leagues. Dave

  ulick on December 3, 2019 1:53 PM

• thanks for the heads up

  Stuff Plus Models on November 7, 2019 10:10 AM

• Hello again--Just heard from Art, and he won't be playing this year, so the Rookie of the Year franchise is available. Please let me know ASAP if you know anybody who might be interested in taking it over. Thanks!

  ulick on November 6, 2019 9:18 PM

• Hey all, First off welcome to Nick, who took over Chris’s team. He’s already completed arbitration, which means only a few teams are left. Sultans & Rookie, can you please be sure to check in and do arbitration by next Wednesday? Also, Mafia, you have $3 left on the board—if you do not spend it then the rest of your allocations won’t count. Please take care of that ASAP. Thanks all! Dave (ulick)

  ulick on November 6, 2019 12:51 PM

• Hello All!!! IM SO EXCITED TO BE APART OF THIS LEAGUE....I will be completing Arbitration and wanted to be sure we are supposed to allocate all $25 and that it does not have any direct effect on salary and drafting etc...? :-)

  HMBWrotwylers on November 4, 2019 11:43 PM

• Ernie---do you know that you have $3 left for arbitration ?

  Guts on October 28, 2019 1:14 PM

• Nahhh, we’re going to fill his team ASAP—though probably not in time for the new owner to participate in arbitration. Pretty sure Ottoneu leagues are always 12 team. Anybody that knows anybody who may be interested, please have them e-mail me: ulick33@yahoo.com. Thanks!

  ulick on October 16, 2019 6:13 PM

• Shouldn’t we delete Gato before we do this?

  Oh My Gato on October 16, 2019 5:20 PM

• Hi Rage—that’s strange, I posted on the message board yesterday so you should have been notified... Maybe check your account alerts? Thanks for the heads up—and for taking care of arbitration!

  ulick on October 16, 2019 5:05 PM

• Done and Done!

  Northern Rage on October 16, 2019 4:54 PM

• 2020, here we come. Dave, I did not receive an email, alerting the league that arbitration started. Just an FYI, in case that's the plan, and there was a tech issue.

  Northern Rage on October 16, 2019 4:32 PM

• Arbitration is live, people! You have a month, but why not get it out of the way while the season is still fresh? Twink & I have already got it done. Thanks! Dave

  ulick on October 15, 2019 12:43 PM

• 4-0 baby!

  Northern Rage on September 30, 2019 4:37 PM

• Thanks Rage! I’ll send out an e-mail when arbitration starts—hopefully people won’t be paying too much attention to football to notice.

  ulick on September 30, 2019 1:44 PM

• Congrats Dave! Thanks for the love Pat.

  HMBWrotwylers on September 30, 2019 12:56 PM

• Arbitration Starts: Tuesday, October 15, 2019, Boys - how do we ensure not to miss the big off-season dates? An email or WhatsApp group?

  Northern Rage on September 30, 2019 10:39 AM

• Ulick great win! You had a huge season my man!

  Northern Rage on September 30, 2019 10:36 AM

• Thanks Pat—and thanks to the rest of the league for another great season. Remember that arbitration starts in a couple weeks—I’ll send out an e-mail reminder so please keep an eye out. Hopefully everyone except Gato will be back next year, but let me know if you are going to need to give up your team as well.

  ulick on September 29, 2019 10:46 PM

• Congrats to Ulick, Twink, and Gato for finishing in the money. Double congrats to Gato and wife for the news of their upcoming child. Many thanks to Gato for his help as commish, and for Ulick agreeing to to take over.

  Guts on September 29, 2019 9:21 PM

• Thank you sir!

  HMBWrotwylers on September 27, 2019 6:19 PM

• OMG, Good luck in the future. Wishing your wife and new child happiness and good health! Thanks for your work.

  Northern Rage on September 27, 2019 6:14 PM

• Hey all - just wanted to let you know this is going to be my last season. My wife and I are expecting in late Oct/early Nov and I'm sure we'll be pretty busy for the next few years, so I'll be pulling back from fantasy sports a bit.I've tried to not make many trades here this season so I wasn't mortgaging the future or anything. Dave has graciously agreed to keep doing the commish thing. I'll be finishing things out this season and riding off into the sunset.Been a pleasure gentlemen, take care.

  HMBWrotwylers on September 19, 2019 3:23 PM

• The Twink giveth, and The Twink taketh away (SPs that is).

  Guts on September 3, 2019 11:40 PM

• It's not often that I am forced to hand out two compliments on the same day, but congrats to Verlander and Ulick on the NO-NO today.

  Guts on September 1, 2019 6:19 PM

• Wooowwww, impressive!

  HMBWrotwylers on September 1, 2019 5:49 PM

• Thanks Pat! Yeah, I’m pretty sure Kyle was top ten last year. It didn’t help my standings today, but that Verlander guy was pretty good for me as well.

  ulick on September 1, 2019 5:44 PM

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