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Do it.
bag o' dicks on
February 1, 2025 5:13 PM
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Do it!! Do it now!!! Come on!!!
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
February 1, 2025 12:30 PM
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Tomorrow works better, I'll set it up.
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7PM
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
February 1, 2025 9:55 AM
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So auction tonight right?
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Reminder: Cut Deadline ends tomorrow at 11:59 PM. Also, renew your teams prior to the deadline if you haven't already!
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https://giphy.com/clips/hero0fwar-always-sunny-art-of-the-deal-X8ZnCg3O1Y5Tc74PSF
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i prefer to be an agent of chaos
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Fuck you tony for not holding the line like a good soldier.
bag o' dicks on
January 28, 2025 10:07 AM
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El Niño has the entire front office in making the difficult decisions early on.
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
January 22, 2025 4:40 PM
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those kinds of accusations will not be tolerated. please inform your front office to never contact the Dam again
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
January 17, 2025 3:47 PM
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Calls himself a serious organization....was at j6. WHICH IS IT
El Niño on
January 17, 2025 3:03 PM
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The Beaver Dam is a very serious organization
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
January 16, 2025 2:46 PM
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Beaver has pictures on his computer of Jung Bibee's. Beaver doesnt believe MLK should be a Freeman, Beaver loves dirty Sanchez's, The Jung King Whitt, Shes the sproat goat, Youre so bad at this.
El Niño on
January 16, 2025 1:44 PM
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I challenge anyone to come up with a better one for beavers team. His players names are all just inherently not funny.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
El Niño on
January 16, 2025 11:53 AM
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stott...stop
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I don't get that one.
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And for Beaver bc his was a mail in - DeLauter She Gets De Less I Stott
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Do over for El Nino since its more applicable - Jax off by the gallens
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Mine is pretty good, too.
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“I Love Jung Correa'ns”. 10/10
bag o' dicks on
January 14, 2025 11:01 PM
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Eddies - Snells Like Schmidt
Ball Hair - Wearin' Condons to Stop My Semien
Bag of Dicks - Painter Crochet Gray
Big League Chew- I Love Jung Correa'ns
Bobby Ray - Is that Cowser or Colt Chisholm on the barn?
Chase Utley - No Herrin Her Busch
Ho Lee Fook - I enJoyce Tatis
Mermen- I'll Knock an Eflin Bichette
El Nino- Go to Bednar and Tucker
Beaver - Lowe on Witt (How I feel after coming up with all of these)
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Since I have nothing else to do on this website I went and thought of new teams names using puns of the players that are still on everyone's roster....so here it goes
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Merry Christmas ya hunk of coal
bag o' dicks on
December 25, 2024 8:35 PM
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Yuletide Greetings, Happy Holidays, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, Buon Natale, Zalig Kerstfeest, Seasons Greetings from the BeaverDam!
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
December 24, 2024 5:06 PM
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in all fairness, this is typically around the time when my best players decide to disclose an injury that'll keep them out for most of the year
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Holy shit beaver, you’re right. Tony just blew the season already.
bag o' dicks on
December 20, 2024 9:04 AM
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when you're the best at something there's no reason to wait around to do it
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
December 19, 2024 7:46 AM
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Didn’t realize beaver would be in a rush to mess up another draft
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Fuck yeah
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Let’s hold the auction February 1
Beaver Dam! 🦫 on
December 18, 2024 10:43 AM
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TO THE CUBS? THE CUBS? REALLY? I HAVE TO WATCH THE FUCKING CUBS NOW?
El Niño on
December 13, 2024 3:56 PM
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Is it time for the auction yet?
bag o' dicks on
December 3, 2024 2:31 PM
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Season 3 was so fucking boring I felt the need to get involved
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The mermen are auditioning for the next season of “the bear” with how hot their stove is.
bag o' dicks on
November 19, 2024 3:18 PM
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Danny do your arb already jesus.
El Niño on
October 25, 2024 1:11 PM
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Don't worry Joe, we already took into account the annual migration of old white people down to Florida.
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No no, thank you for the set of dates we’ll be sure to prioritize
El Niño on
October 2, 2024 2:42 PM
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FYI, I will be traveling from 2/26/25-3/2/25 to Clearwater for Spring Training and will not be available for the Auction Draft. Thank you
Gravediggers on
October 2, 2024 2:21 PM
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Judging by the looks of the trade block, you are not alone in that feeling.
bag o' dicks on
October 2, 2024 1:26 PM
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I would like to trade my shitty players for your less shitty players.
El Niño on
October 2, 2024 10:58 AM
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Annual reminder: Arbitration starts on the 15th of October and ends on the 15th of November. After arbitration, trading will open back up until the Keeper Deadline on January 31st at which point it is again locked until after the Auction Draft.
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I take that back...it's been done 4 times before
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Joe may have had the first season ever of maxing out games at every position and innings pitched.
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Big lame. To both of you.
bag o' dicks on
October 1, 2024 9:41 AM
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Awesome first season, Joe.
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Congrats Adam.
Gravediggers on
September 29, 2024 9:46 PM
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Thanks
Gravediggers on
September 25, 2024 9:41 PM
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You can go over 1500 innings on any day of the season.
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