• 1B available from my squad: Christian Walker, Jake Burger, Isaac Paredes are top 3, followed by Schanuel, Toglia and Raley for lesser pieces. Looking for OF & SP….texting is fastest (323)360-6898

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on March 14, 2025 1:02 AM

• READY TO ROCK

  Tango De La Muerte on March 10, 2025 4:11 PM

• Draft day today! Make sure you remembered to turn your clock forward!

  Magnum P.U. on March 10, 2025 1:04 PM

• Draft day is Monday March 10 at 6p Pacific / 9p Eastern.

  Magnum P.U. on February 8, 2025 11:24 AM

• Last day to make your draft day preferences known. Polling closes at 5p Pacific. https://forms.gle/TGP3kWb5VDvbh9gm6

  Magnum P.U. on February 7, 2025 12:53 PM

• Argh, sorry about that. The form is now available to anyone w/ a link.

  Magnum P.U. on February 4, 2025 6:16 PM

• I think you need to publish the Google form or make it accessible to everyone.

  Hard Braun on February 4, 2025 6:00 PM

• Let's pick a draft day! Please fill out this form at your earliest convenience (link below), and be as flexible as you can. All times are PACIFIC. The Cubs and Dodgers play regular season games in Tokyo on 3/18-19; the rest of the league begins on 3/29. We don't have to draft before 3/18; if it works out we can, we will. Let me know if you have any questions.
  
  https://forms.gle/TGP3kWb5VDvbh9gm6

  Magnum P.U. on February 4, 2025 5:44 PM

• Last day of the off season! Get your final cuts in! Renew your team! Start obsessing over how lame your squad is or deluding yourself about how awesome it is!

  Magnum P.U. on January 31, 2025 12:05 PM

• Thanks commish

  Tango De La Muerte on January 21, 2025 2:22 PM

• Keeper deadline is in 10 days - Jan. 31. Any cuts made after that date comes with a 50% penalty, so be sure to rid your team of its deadwood!
  
  The renewal deadline for your team is also on Jan. 31. If you don't renew your team by midnight Eastern on that date, your team will automatically be marked expired and can be snatched by someone else. Please be sure to renew by then. If you do not want to play, please let me know ASAP.
  
  I'll poll for drafting dates in February.
  Magnum P.U. on January 21, 2025 1:24 PM
• Anyone looking to trade?

  Who’s Yordaddy? on January 6, 2025 9:24 AM

• Arbitration is complete, thank you everyone! The next deadline is January 31 - the keeper deadline. You have until then to make trades as well as make penalty-free cuts.
  
  In February, I'll send out a poll to find a date for the auction.
  
  If you are not planning on returning next season, please let me know so we can find a replacement owner. I hope you all come back.
  
  Enjoy the holidays!

  Magnum P.U. on November 14, 2024 4:14 PM

• Arbitration ends in 2 weeks! 4 teams still need to do it!

  Magnum P.U. on October 31, 2024 3:50 PM

• Arbitration starts today! Please make your allocations, deadline is Nov. 14. It won't happen this year, but next season I am adding a rule that any team that *doesn't participate in arbitration* will be marked abandoned. So let's start developing those good allocation habits now!

  Magnum P.U. on October 15, 2024 3:03 PM

• Welcome aboard, Tango, glad you're here!

  Magnum P.U. on October 5, 2024 11:35 PM

• Hey everyone! Excited to be here, it looks like an active league with a rich history. I’m always open to chat and love to make aggressive bids and trades. Let’s gooo

  Tango De La Muerte on October 4, 2024 8:19 AM

• Cyclops have been abandoned. If you have a friend who wants to join, they can claim the team.

  Magnum P.U. on October 1, 2024 1:36 PM

• Congratulations to the South Side Bad Boys for a dominating year and breaking Wilson Slush Fund's reign of terror!
  
  Arbitration begins October 15 and ends November 14, please be sure to get all your allocations in.
  
  Let me know if you are not returning next year. I hope you all come back. Thanks for a great season!

  Magnum P.U. on October 1, 2024 1:15 PM

• Judge for sale. Young cheap sticks back. Loan available.

  Hard Braun on May 25, 2024 7:10 PM

• Opening Day! Yay baseball! Good luck everyone!

  Magnum P.U. on March 28, 2024 12:45 PM

• My Pitching Emporium is open for bidness. Looking for OF & MI

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on March 7, 2024 12:51 PM

• Where we at?

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on March 3, 2024 2:57 PM

• Draft Sunday at noon Pacific / 3p Eastern! Please check in promptly! w00t!

  Magnum P.U. on March 3, 2024 3:08 AM

• Thanks to everyone filling out the poll. The most popular choice was March 3 from noon-2p Pacific (3-5p Eastern). See you in a few weeks!

  Magnum P.U. on February 21, 2024 1:43 PM

• When I sent the draft date form out, I was assuming March 28 was opening day, forgetting that there will be two counting games played in South Korea on 3/20 and 3/21. Therefore, we need to have the draft done by 3/19. I'm updating the form to reflect this. Feel free to fill out the form again if this impacts your scheduling. For those who submit two forms, I'll ignore the first one. Sorry for the confusion.

  Magnum P.U. on February 13, 2024 8:12 PM

• Time to schedule our draft! Use this link (https://forms.gle/hXyHqTSfxWvUborM6) to show what date and times you are available. PLEASE BE FLEXIBLE. Please fill this form out at your earliest convenience. Let me know if you have questions, or if you need change availability. NOTE: March 16 Saturday has purposely been left off the poll.

  Magnum P.U. on February 13, 2024 3:30 PM

• Indy Indians has a new owner. Welcome to the league!

  Magnum P.U. on February 13, 2024 3:28 PM

• Glad you're back with us, Tacos! I'd say you won the real prize. I know that Peter has only received scorn, resentment and estrangement for his ceaseless string of championships.

  Magnum P.U. on February 4, 2024 12:54 PM

• Sorry for the late payment. Been busy with a move, new job, etc. Looking forward to another season. I'm assuming it's a winner-take-all league? I've come in 2nd the last two years and received nothing but deep and everlasting admiration from my family and friends.

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on February 4, 2024 12:34 PM

• Flying the W is still in the league.

  Magnum P.U. on February 2, 2024 4:14 PM

• I've not heard back from Indy, Tacos or W. I was wrong in thinking the league would automatically mark their teams abandoned, but if we don't hear from them by February 7, I will make them abandoned. It's very odd, it looks like all of them had signed into the site the last few days, and W messaged me directly on how to renew their team. If any of you know them IRL, please box their ears for me and tell them to get on the ball. I'll also send out the scheduling poll next week. Thanks everyone.

  Magnum P.U. on February 1, 2024 2:05 PM

• Indy Indians, Late Nite Tacos, Flying The W, renew your teams today or they will be marked abandoned by the system. I sent an email yesterday showing where to find the link for renewing. Also, I hope you're feeling better, FTW!

  Magnum P.U. on January 31, 2024 12:46 PM

• Just go to the ottoneu dashboard and click on the link next.

  Magnum P.U. on January 28, 2024 1:01 PM

• In the hospital recovering from surgery. I’ve forgotten how to renew. Assistance appreciated!

  Flying the W on January 27, 2024 8:17 PM

• Good morning! Keeper deadline is 6 days away. Also, don't forget to renew your team!

  Magnum P.U. on January 25, 2024 12:37 PM

• Happy New Year! Reminder that Jan. 31 is the keeper deadline. Make your penalty free cuts while the cutting is good!

  Magnum P.U. on January 5, 2024 12:10 PM

• Big Papi is available if you have friends who'd like to join the league.

  Magnum P.U. on November 17, 2023 4:19 PM

• Please abandon my team, too much on my plate

  Middlemarch on November 16, 2023 11:12 PM

• Good job with arbitration everyone! You now can make penalty free cuts and continue to make trades until Jan. 31, 2024. Sometime in February, I'll send out a poll to pick a draft date that will be the least inconvenient to the majority. Happy holidays!

  Magnum P.U. on November 15, 2023 12:54 PM

• Arb done, thanks for the fun.

  Middlemarch on October 18, 2023 12:40 AM

• Arbitration time! Please get yours done by Nov. 14. Big Papi, let me know when you've done yours, and I'll cut you loose.

  Magnum P.U. on October 17, 2023 7:01 PM

• Sad to see you go, Papi. Please stay for arbitration, I appreciate it. Thanks!

  Magnum P.U. on October 9, 2023 12:51 PM

• Please abandon this team, if you prefer I stay for arbitration, I will. Too many leagues to manage.

  Middlemarch on October 9, 2023 9:29 AM

• Thanks, everyone! Rest assured, like any good team owner following a championship, I plan to jettison my stars in the off season and cry poverty until Commissioner Greg (Magnum PU) finances a stadium/shopping center for me.

  Wilpon Slush Fund on October 2, 2023 6:18 PM

• Another soul-crushing win by the Slush Fund. thanks, Peter.
  
  Thanks to everyone for another great season!
  
  Arbitration begins on Oct. 15 and is open for a month.
  
  I hope you all will be coming back. If not, please let me now at your earliest convenience.
  
  Here's to a rocking post season!

  Magnum P.U. on October 2, 2023 11:19 AM

• Woot woot! Congrats!

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on October 2, 2023 9:31 AM

• Congrats, Wilpon!

  South Side Bad Boys on October 1, 2023 8:27 PM

• Andrew Abbott ($3) OTB.
  Looking for veteran pitcher or slumping star. Will likely need a loan but hmu

  Late Nite Tacos 🌮 🤟 on June 12, 2023 1:41 PM

• As a White Sox fan, I cannot blame you. He sure is fun to watch for about 70 games a year, though!

  South Side Bad Boys on May 15, 2023 2:07 PM

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