League Message Board
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Want to move Keller, Severino, Cease. Any or all fore offense.
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So close to breaking 400!
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Woah....too hot to handle
KiehlSlayer on
June 20, 2025 9:52 AM
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Monster day for Triple P. Awesome 👏.
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Looking to move a closer if anyone has any interest? Pick one from the list: Hoffman, Pagan, Helsley, Bednar.
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Hey, that's not fair! You started the count after taking two of our IL pitchers!
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Let’s have a Pitcher IL measuring contest! I’m at 9…pitchers!
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Rage cuts?
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Quite the flurry of May 1st auction noms.
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Bowden Francis did his best Nestor Cortes impression last night for me.
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Something’s gotta give here. This is a horrific start to the season.
Paisanos 🤌 on
April 15, 2025 9:02 AM
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Hi All: Rocking and rolling with a "Six Picks" league. If you haven't tried it, it's fun. The Otto Picker keeps it moving. League name: "If a six was a nine". https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/sixpicks/invite?code=eyJJbnZpdGVyVXNlcklEIjoiMTcwMDEwIiwiR3JvdXBJRCI6ODF9
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I won’t tolerate that Nestor Cortes libel. It was only -73 points.
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Press Release: "While the Hopsmacker family and franchise will miss the services of Nestor Cortes, we'll never forget that -80pt game. See ya!"
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Love it. My animal spirit
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Amazing
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“I wonder how many home runs I would have hit with a torpedo bat?” - “Big Sexy” Bartolo Colon. Tweet of the year?
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Ugh.
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https://www.si.com/mlb/padres/san-diego-padres-news/former-padres-all-star-jurickson-profar-tested-positive-for-banned-substance-report
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After Nestor’s performance I immediately fired our pitching coach. It turns out the critics were right; hiring Kermit the frog wasn’t the right move.
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Nestor Cortes with a cool -73 points today for Hopsmackers. Aaron Judge dropped 47 for me.
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Great clip Kiehl!
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What is now consider the second best baseball poem : https://youtu.be/8ICay9k5PB8?si=BQwpl6vRZSyaxarT
KiehlSlayer on
March 26, 2025 9:24 PM
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Beautiful verse, S&S. I can hear the ghost organists of opening days past cracking their knuckles and flexing their feet.
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My personal favorite was the nod to Rich Hill. Had many a season where I just couldn't quit the guy.
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Thanks! Got "cut off" in some spots. Love rhyming "Vlad" and "glad".
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Great poem. PLAY BALL!
Paisanos 🤌 on
March 26, 2025 10:33 AM
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Little fun "warm-up" poem everyone! Happy Baseball time!
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Twas the Night Before Opening Day,
When all through baseball land,
All the ball players and the new league were getting ready,
for the return of Brad Hand (FA)?
“Does Rich Hill (FA) still pitch?”
Everyone wanted to know.
“Does Ohnati ($66) like to gamble?”
It seems like the MLB Commissioner might think so.
And while the Cubs won’t be any good,
The winning ways in Pittsburgh will be about O Neil Cruz,
Bryan Reynolds, Mitch
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Is Edwin Diaz ($16) ready?
He’s got the cool Timmy Trumpet warm-up song,
Time to get those jock straps back on,
A Home run isn‘t the only thing I call a “dong”
And while the Cubs won’t be any good,
The Brewers will make for quick learners,
It’s hard to doubt Rhys Hoskins ($3),
If your name is Justin Turner (FA).
All the big names are ready, Soto ($63) and Alonso ($26),
Witt Jr. ($67) and Vlad ($57)
All the one-dollar du
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May your pitching hit your innings limit,
May your home runs come in bunches,
Keep your eye on MLB TV,
Especially as you do your crunches.
Because your team may not win,
And your “holds” may never get found,
But baseball is back baby!
It’s time again for that crack-on-the-bat sound.
Good luck this season! If you play fantasy baseball, good luck on your season!
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Cris Sanchez = League Winner
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JJ Bleday = League winner
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Very meta.
Bubba O'Riley on
March 20, 2025 11:55 AM
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Is that a TBD team name to go with the TBD league?
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First trade of the new league...and it's a blockbuster.
Bubba O'Riley on
March 20, 2025 11:49 AM
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Terps no showed for 2 drafts, radio silent still. They have been messaged and should be getting these emails about message board posts. I would cut ties whenever you want.
Paisanos 🤌 on
March 17, 2025 2:30 PM
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With Opening Day technically tomorrow, I don't think there's any reason not to give it to Erik... Sucks for Terps, but it's not like they drafted the team. - RK
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With Opening Day technically tomorrow, I don't think there's any reason not to give it to Erik... Sucks for Terps, but it's not like they drafted the team. - RK
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🤌
Paisanos 🤌 on
March 17, 2025 2:01 PM
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Fine with me
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No issues here.
KiehlSlayer on
March 17, 2025 1:12 PM
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Assuming I dont hear from the OG Terps owner by first pitch tomorrow, I'm going to give Erik, who did the draft last night the team. Any disagreements over that?
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I'm frozen out of the auction
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Yes, 830 tonight. I found someone I think
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Confirming tonight 8:30p EST for round two, correct?
Paisanos 🤌 on
March 16, 2025 5:14 PM
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I will be doing 2 drafts at once tonight, apology in advanced for any miss nominations etc.
KiehlSlayer on
March 16, 2025 4:43 PM
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I emailed him again today. I'm trying to find a replacement.
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Any word from Tennessee Terps? Should we look for a proxy/replacement for tomorrows auction?
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https://community.ottoneu.com/t/ottoneu-on-slack/5774/629
You can request an invite here. That's the only link I know of.
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