• If anyone is looking to buy for the playoffs feel free to reach out. Might be able to find a beneficial deal for you.

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on August 15, 2025 11:40 AM

• Welcome Greatajax!

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 9, 2025 9:55 AM

• Bubba O'Reilly has been claimed by a member of the slack - I've added him to the league channel. Can one of our commissioners add him to the league?

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 8, 2025 11:13 PM

• Paisanos is definitely a bully. 🤌

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 8, 2025 5:16 PM

• Yes - you can go back and read the debate if you want. Long story short: three teams that have been inactive for a significant amount of time have been asked if they'd like to keep their teams. Two opted out, one was kicked (that one had been absent since June 9). Still looking for replacements for Procrastinators and Bubba.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 8, 2025 3:35 PM

• What is going on here? Are teams really leaving? This auction list is the craziest one I've ever seen! ~Hops

  The Hopsmackers on August 8, 2025 3:27 PM

• Bubba has also opted out. Said something about Paisanos being a bully.

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on August 8, 2025 12:31 PM

• Procrastinators has opted out of the league. I'll put another message in the slack.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 9:57 PM

• Yes - I'm @roadkiehl. DM me and I can add you.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 9:37 PM

• Do you guys have a slack page

  Royales with Cheese on August 7, 2025 9:35 PM

• Ok, Niv confirmed that this is how it's meant to function. Carry on lol.
  
  Welcome again!

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 9:11 PM

• Admittedly I don't know how this is meant to work. I'm asking in the slack right now. I just figure there's a big difference between Nola reauctioned at $1 and Nola reauctioned at, what, $10.
  
  To be clear: Happy you're here, tmish. Not trying to throw shade haha.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 9:07 PM

• i thought the same thing when i joined it gave me a round of free cuts - which def impacted my decision to make the cuts though

  Royales with Cheese on August 7, 2025 9:05 PM

• So, why doesn't Royales have any cap penalties for the players they just cut? I want to say that this is not ok.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 9:00 PM

• Welcome tmish!

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 8:42 PM

• I temporarily put the better Kiehl as comish already, for some reason it's not showing on the homepage. We can address at a later point, hopefully not much to do short term.

  KiehlSlayer on August 7, 2025 8:24 PM

• RoadKiehl speaking - If nobody wants to be commissioner, you can promote me to commish. I haven't done it before, but, if nothing else, I'm active.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 8:22 PM

• I took executive action on the guy who hadn't checked for 2 months, I hope nobody has an issue with it, I also have no desire to be the decision maker here....

  KiehlSlayer on August 7, 2025 8:09 PM

• For the record, since not everyone here is in slack, the rules are deliberately vague on this and left up to the discretion of the league. Niv explicitly told you that in slack.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 7:59 PM

• insert wotty team name - perhaps the rules of ottoneu only apply to a few, i choose to play the right way and want others to do the same. I get it, life is busy and it takes a certain person to check ottoney every hour and make sure they are legal and that others are too.

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 7, 2025 7:57 PM

• We're poking him again - give us a bit

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 7, 2025 7:51 PM

• *Bubba Legal....also procrastinators are living up to their name

  KiehlSlayer on August 7, 2025 7:50 PM

• Ok made Royales Legal and Abandoned their team....we will give the other comish a week and do the same, unless someone hears from them. In the mean time I will remove thier Comish status so there is no funny business.

  KiehlSlayer on August 7, 2025 7:47 PM

• Pissianos?

  KiehlSlayer on August 7, 2025 7:38 PM

• Anyone else want to go illegal just to further piss off Paisanos?

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on August 7, 2025 7:27 PM

• Can we get all teams legal? Bubba has been illegal for way too long

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 7, 2025 7:25 PM

• @ - did the commish respond to your note?

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 5, 2025 6:41 PM

• I'm just learning I am a commissioner in this league.... I'm more worried about the guy who hasn't checked since June. 2 weeks isn't ideal but life happens...but I'm good with whatever the league needs to do.

  KiehlSlayer on August 4, 2025 3:35 PM

• https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/rules

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 4, 2025 2:33 PM

• It's not just tanking his season, it's part of an active league. He is also the commissioner....there is a little bit more to being a commissioner. That's part of ottoneu. I'm not trying to be rude, its just part of it, for this site.

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 4, 2025 2:31 PM

• Only tanking his own season. I sent him a message outside league means. I know he's been pretty swamped with his job and as mentioned was on vacation. Stay tuned.

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on August 4, 2025 2:27 PM

• It's been 2 weeks and his roster is illegal, not like it's just not checking a lineup. His roster is illegal.

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 4, 2025 2:23 PM

• It's possible that commish is just on vacation for a week. Would send them an email or something before holding any impromptu votes... Royales hasn't checked since June, though, so a replacement is warranted there, I think.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on August 4, 2025 2:12 PM

• I vote to remove the Bubba as commissioner and find a replacement manager AND remove Royales with Cheese and find a new manager there as well.

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 4, 2025 2:08 PM

• What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
  
  
  Catch ya later!

  The Hopsmackers on August 4, 2025 12:48 PM

• Has Kiehlslayer reached out to their fellow commissioner?

  Effingham Wet Sox on August 4, 2025 11:18 AM

• How long we letting the commish go with an illegal roster. I see he hasn;t checked since 7/21. I hate to be the one to say it, but there is still integrity to playing Ottoneu year round.

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 3, 2025 10:38 PM

• Royales with Cheese - you checking your team buddy?

  Paisanos 🤌 on August 1, 2025 9:23 AM

• Well that's just stupid, but so be it. Thanks, Kiehl!

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on July 24, 2025 12:26 PM

• He was in your SP slot and pitched in relief. Looks like you need him in RP for now, until he is back to starting.

  KiehlSlayer on July 24, 2025 12:23 PM

• Can anyone offer any insight as to why Joe Boyle's outing yesterday isn't registering any points for me?

  <Insert Witty Team Name Here> on July 24, 2025 11:20 AM

• Thank you kindly! Just promise you won't take it back, haha!

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on July 23, 2025 7:24 PM

• Congrats triple "P". I've got "gotten". 1st place to you.

  The Hopsmackers on July 22, 2025 11:08 PM

• I asked in the slack - He's going to be listed as Util until he earns position eligibility in MiLB games. That should be the right Doyle.

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on July 17, 2025 8:17 PM

• Whoever "nom'd", I'm not sure that is the right Liam Doyle. It has him listed as a UTIL, and you'd want the pitcher.

  The Hopsmackers on July 17, 2025 8:09 PM

• Happy all-star break! What a great, fun, game.

  The Hopsmackers on July 15, 2025 11:55 PM

• Want to move Keller, Severino, Cease. Any or all fore offense.

  CrouchPotatoesTF on June 21, 2025 12:09 PM

• So close to breaking 400!

  Panamanian Pomeranian Pandemonium on June 20, 2025 10:01 AM

• Woah....too hot to handle

  KiehlSlayer on June 20, 2025 9:52 AM

• Monster day for Triple P. Awesome 👏.

  CrouchPotatoesTF on June 20, 2025 4:34 AM

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