Transactions
Current transactions are in bold
| Date | Transaction Type | Player Name | Team Name | From Team | Salary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| May 8 2024 10:26:01 PM | add | Justyn-Henry Malloy | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 10:25:01 PM | add | Orelvis Martinez | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 7:34:02 PM | add | Yennier Cano | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:13:33 PM | cut | Joe Boyle | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:12:57 PM | cut | Slade Cecconi | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 8 2024 4:12:32 PM | cut | Michael Wacha | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 8 2024 4:11:29 PM | cut | Josh Bell | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $3 | |
| May 8 2024 8:48:12 AM | cut | Andrew Benintendi | Müröntö | $7 | |
| May 7 2024 11:49:01 PM | add | Josh H. Smith | Müröntö | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 9:30:02 PM | add | Daniel Hudson | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 8:26:02 PM | add | Gavin Sheets | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 7 2024 5:32:57 PM | cut | Charlie Blackmon | Cheeseburger Sexton | $1 | |
| May 6 2024 7:03:35 PM | cut | Erik Swanson | Müröntö | $2 | |
| May 6 2024 5:47:01 PM | add | Lucas Erceg | Müröntö | $1 | |
| May 6 2024 2:34:02 PM | cut | Mike Trout | Groove City | $18 | |
| May 5 2024 9:13:25 PM | cut | Bailey Falter | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| May 5 2024 2:32:02 PM | add | Bailey Falter | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| May 5 2024 12:10:10 PM | cut | Chase DeLauter | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 7:04:08 PM | cut | Kenta Maeda | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 5:10:58 PM | cut | Will Warren | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 5:04:01 PM | add | Ben Lively | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| May 4 2024 4:56:05 PM | cut | Erick Fedde | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $2 | |
| May 4 2024 4:03:02 PM | add | Christian Scott | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $4 | |
| May 3 2024 11:36:03 PM | cut | Eddie Rosario | Le Lapin Sauté | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 8:03:19 PM | cut | James Paxton | Cheeseburger Sexton | $2 | |
| May 3 2024 5:31:01 PM | add | John Means | Cheeseburger Sexton | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 5:07:33 PM | cut | Andrew McCutchen | que quilombo | $1 | |
| May 3 2024 5:06:01 PM | add | Martin Perez | que quilombo | $3 | |
| May 3 2024 2:16:08 PM | cut | Tyler Holton | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 3 2024 1:54:01 PM | add | Kenta Maeda | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| May 2 2024 1:36:05 PM | cut | Termarr Johnson | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $2 | |
| May 2 2024 9:39:01 AM | add | Erick Fedde | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $4 | |
| May 1 2024 5:48:01 PM | add | Andrew Kittredge | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| Apr 30 2024 7:20:00 PM | cut | Thomas Saggese | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| Apr 30 2024 4:37:01 PM | move | Nolan Jones | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | Avellaneda Reds | $6 |
| Apr 30 2024 4:37:01 PM | move | Aaron Civale | Avellaneda Reds | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $3 |
| Apr 30 2024 1:24:46 PM | cut | Tanner Scott | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $2 | |
| Apr 30 2024 11:51:01 AM | add | Slade Cecconi | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| Apr 30 2024 11:36:48 AM | cut | Brandon Drury | Müröntö | $4 | |
| Apr 30 2024 10:29:01 AM | add | Nick Castellanos | Müröntö | $9 | |
| Apr 30 2024 9:33:20 AM | cut | Ezequiel Duran | Müröntö | $2 | |
| Apr 30 2024 5:33:01 AM | add | Brenton Doyle | Müröntö | $2 | |
| Apr 29 2024 2:14:01 PM | add | Luis Gil | que quilombo | $3 | |
| Apr 29 2024 7:06:05 AM | cut | Oswald Peraza | Avellaneda Reds | $2 | |
| Apr 29 2024 7:01:02 AM | add | Tyler Freeman | Avellaneda Reds | $1 | |
| Apr 28 2024 2:41:01 PM | add | Thomas Saggese | Turd Ferguson 💩 | $1 | |
| Apr 28 2024 5:30:30 AM | cut | Brooks Raley | All star | $1 | |
| Apr 27 2024 12:07:01 PM | cut | Shelby Miller | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| Apr 27 2024 12:07:01 PM | cut | Colin Poche | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 | |
| Apr 27 2024 11:05:01 AM | add | Joe Jimenez | 9th Ward Rompepelotas | $1 |