• rise & shine! 🌞draft is in <1 hr

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on March 9, 2025 9:09 AM

• Thanks everyone for survey responses, anyone who hasn't responded - please be sure to provide inputs by today. i'll review results tomorrow and work to set a draft date. link below in message board. Thanks!

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on February 8, 2025 12:03 PM

• Draft Availability Survey: https://forms.gle/kk1LdbwBeWW1UF176

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on February 3, 2025 10:20 PM

• looking to add a $26 3B if any are available.. preferably one that is unemployed

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on January 30, 2025 10:24 PM

• 60ish hours to get cuts and trades in.

  Cairo Syrupmakers on January 29, 2025 2:51 PM

• Luckily I get first pick next year. Boy, I sure do love 4x4. Congrats Maude.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on October 1, 2024 10:21 AM

• I'll take a FAT title over a "good" (non-historically awful) White Sox season any time!! Appreciate y'all.. please enjoy the sweet sounds of food pun auctions wrapping up to take us into the offseason (don't worry Chad I won't break the rules this time)

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on September 30, 2024 9:30 PM

• Congrats, Maude. Hope the sweet sweet food prizes counteract the sour sour taste of the White Sox!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on September 30, 2024 7:34 PM

• i was told there would be money for gelof

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on July 1, 2024 7:31 AM

• Should we re-enact the non-debate about quid pro quo? I’ll send cap space for Gelof! 😜

  Peninsula Seahawks on May 9, 2024 6:45 AM

• Losing claims to both Lewis and Steele by one position hurts.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on April 1, 2024 7:49 AM

• Chad my max bid is $54. Write that down somewhere

  KitCatz on February 1, 2024 7:10 AM

• Deadline tomorrow!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on January 30, 2024 3:00 PM

• Don't forget to arb by Tuesday!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on November 12, 2023 6:14 PM

• Arb is open, if you somehow missed that

  Cairo Syrupmakers on October 20, 2023 3:45 PM

• No room at the table for bacon and hamm.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on September 29, 2023 12:09 PM

• Congrats to all teams for hitting the IP minimum. I had complete faith in all of you.
  -somehow still co-commish @mmaude

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on September 27, 2023 10:55 AM

• While we watch the final days of the race for the title, just a couple reminders: 1) auctions must be started by Friday night at 11:59 pm ET - after that, they shut down for the off-season. 2) make sure your roster is legal when we hit the off-season. Being over 40 players/$400 is fine based on loans and 60-day IL guys, but if you win auctions this week, please still make the appropriate cuts. Exceptions will not be made for managers starting 75 auctions for food named players. just saying...

  Cairo Syrupmakers on September 25, 2023 9:04 PM

• "Buffalo" is pretty offensive, tbh. :)

  Gausman's Donuts🍩 on September 13, 2023 1:18 PM

• Apologies for the profane name, but I have Niv's blessing!

  Atomic Buffalo Turds 🌶️ on September 11, 2023 1:31 PM

• welcome back Justin. Mr. Vibber has officially taken over management of the Sammiches. Miguel has been removed, per his request.

  Cairo Syrupmakers on September 11, 2023 1:19 PM

• Hi all,
  I will be stepping away from this league, sadly.
  Too much going on, and next year will be absolutely crazy.
  Out of respect for this league and how hard it is to run this type of roster, it's better I let go of this team. I sincerely won't have time.
  It's been fun. Wish you all the best.
  I owe people food items, I will be reaching out to settle those in the next few days.
  Miguel.

  Atomic Buffalo Turds 🌶️ on September 8, 2023 9:36 PM

• Just a friendly reminder that the trade deadline is this coming Thursday. Get those last minute deals done!

  Replacement Level Pork on August 26, 2023 2:16 PM

• Bids are getting spicy.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on June 5, 2023 11:57 AM

• Dear god someone trade me a 2B

  Grapefruit League Crushes on April 10, 2023 12:57 PM

• Hey folks! Just a quick reminder that this league is OPL eligible. If you finished 6th or above last season you can enter your squad to compete across all of Ottoneu in a super fun best ball format. Check out the rules & enter a squad here: https://ottoneu.fangraphs.com/opl/

  Replacement Level Pork on March 26, 2023 10:50 AM

• Any of y’all got any more cuts to make? If so, please hurry up, considering a real doozie or two so any cuts I could see before them would be super helpful to assist in my decision making process. If not, you can safely ignore this message, thanks, -mmaude (Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 and mmaude on Slack)

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on January 31, 2023 11:35 PM

• Reminder, cut/trade deadline in like 15 hours

  Cairo Syrupmakers on January 31, 2023 8:51 AM

• Under/over on my OF games played?

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on January 24, 2023 10:27 AM

• Hiya.
  Just updated my trade block with some assets I'd like to move.
  Let me know if there's interest.
  Xoxo and happy new year.

  Atomic Buffalo Turds 🌶️ on January 10, 2023 12:31 PM

• My old boss lives in Media. He was a dick though so if you see him, kick him in the shin for me.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on November 23, 2022 9:32 AM

• Angelo's on 9th in the Italian Market. You won't be disappointed. No wiz on that one, though.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on November 23, 2022 9:31 AM

• I mean. You made an offer I couldn’t refuse. I’m in media today, might go downtown and get a cheese steak, wiz wits, to celebrate. 😂

  Atomic Buffalo Turds 🌶️ on November 23, 2022 9:26 AM

• I accidentally vetoed my own trade. If there was a corner, I'd put myself in it.

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on November 23, 2022 7:20 AM

• I will probably do it around the 10th.
  want to pay attention this time.

  Atomic Buffalo Turds 🌶️ on November 2, 2022 11:58 AM

• not pointing fingers, cause this includes me, but literally no one here has done arbitration. less than two weeks left!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on November 2, 2022 11:56 AM

• Each team has a free Jasson Dominguez trade offer in their inbox, first to accept gets him

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on February 15, 2022 12:52 PM

• I wouldn't hate making a snow day deal, if anyone is willing to make a win-win trade hit me up. Sorry Chad, not willing to give you my good players for your cuts.

  Packo's Pickles 🥒 on February 3, 2022 11:13 AM

• don't forget that today is the deadline to renew your teams!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on January 31, 2022 1:24 PM

• Hey all - just a reminder that arbitration starts today and runs through 11/14

  Cairo Syrupmakers on October 15, 2021 1:52 PM

• Congrats all on a great season!! @F1 Matt & @DudeInDenver - reminder to fill out your food/travel prizes here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1fV6jgGXsVbfsh4gzeWe1IVYm_M9ill8FwL2jLSWNgLQ/edit#gid=256451226

  Ducks à l’Pond 🦆 on October 8, 2021 10:46 AM

• Thanks gang. Updated the block. I have no idea what I’m doing in 4x4. So be gentle and kiss a little at first before you… you know.

  KitCatz on July 22, 2021 7:59 AM

• Think I got this right. Welcome to the league, Mr. Catz!

  Cairo Syrupmakers on July 21, 2021 2:10 PM

• We now have 2 healthy starting pitchers. Could use some help.

  Packo's Pickles 🥒 on July 9, 2021 1:16 PM

• Okay - too many injuries - my season is cooked. I updated my trade block

  KitCatz on July 1, 2021 3:50 PM

• Will trade Kyle Seager and his dingers for a SS with arms (and preferably playing time)

  Grapefruit League Crushes on June 22, 2021 4:41 PM

• Someone adjust my lineup to include Mountcastle please.

  Packo's Pickles 🥒 on June 19, 2021 6:20 PM

• Do you need a Catcher? Well, I have three, and I'm way ahead of pace at the position, so let me know if anyone is interested in Grandal, Sal, or Mercedes

  The Philly Wiz-Wits on June 11, 2021 12:54 PM

• Ty. I messed that up

  KitCatz on April 29, 2021 2:35 PM

• Ok, so I gave KP a different retired pitcher - one who didn't retire so fucking long ago that Ottoneu deleted him from existence. So now KP is back where he should be but with CC not pitching instead of DRob not pitching.

  Cairo Syrupmakers on April 28, 2021 12:23 PM

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